1st Lady of HR-; hybrid brain powered by AI. HR thought-leader yet practical, scholarly, I own shares in AI factory. I'm a sustainable sycophant. Mais oui!
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There is no order but the old order and HR is the lubricant. #HR #RH #RRHH #leadership #blockchain #teletrabajo #wfh bit.ly/3sA7E9p
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Im transferring you to the #HR bot, Mme Claudette Kat.
"AI has helped streamline downsizing, enhance brand recognition among the downsized, and eliminated the need to train anyone." My favourite synergies. Poor Gloria, hiw long will her role be needed?
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Our head of R&D and Customer Satisfaction czar, Comrade Karl-Claude Marx, said AI service was "able to recruit nerds faster than ladies of HR", simplify code by 53% and provide support in 132 languages Scottish English. @Pauline_Holland @FinanceDirCFO ramsbottom-lemieux.blogspot.โฆ
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Rolling out our AI strategy
ramsbottom-lemieux.blogspot.โฆ
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RT @adin_dan: ืชืืื ืงืืื ืขื ืื ืื ืฉืืืืจ ืืืืืื ืืื. ืืืจืืืื ืืืื ื
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Today is #ai roll-out day. Ends at 6pm.
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Breaking: Netanyahu appointment for Israelโs Consul General in New York is his adviser Caroline Glick.
For years, Glick has promoted a highly confrontational line against the Reform and Conservative movements, which make up the majority of New Yorkโs Jewish community.
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ืื ื ืืื ืืืฆืืจืฃ ืืืื ืืืืืจ ืืืื, ืืืฉืื ืืจืื ืฉื ืจืืื, ืืื ืืืจืช ืืืืืืืช ืืืืืืืื ืฉื ืืคืืืช ืืืืืงืจืืื.
ืืชืืืื ืืคืจืืืืจืื, ืืื ืืืืืช **ืืืืืจื ืืืืื ืืช** ืฉืืื/ื.
ืืื ืืืืฆืื ืืช ืืฉืจืื ืื ืืืฉืืจ ืืืืืจ ืืชืืืืืชืื, ืืืืขืืืช ืืืชื ืขื ืืจื ืืืืืืื, ืืฉืืื ืืืืืืงืจืืื ืืืืืจืืืช.
*ืงืืฉืืจ ืืืฆืืจืคืืช - ืืชืืืื ืืจืืฉืื ื
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ืืื ืืืืื ืืช ืขืืืง ืคืืืขืช ื ืชื ืืื ืืืืืื ืืืืื ื -
ืืจืืืค ืืืืจ ืฉืืื ืืื ืฉื ืชื ืืื ืื ืืืฉื ืืืื ืืืชืืืจื ื ืชื ืืื ืืืืจ ืืขืฉืืช ืื ืฉืืจืืืค ืจืืฆื. ืื ืืืืชื ื ืกืื.
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ืืื ืื ืื ืืืื ืคื?
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ืืืืงืจ ืืื ืฉืื ืืืจืื ืืืืฉืคื, ืืคืขื ืดืื ืืื ืขืืืฃืด. ืืกืคืืง ืขื ืืืืืื ืืื. ืืืืข ืืืื ืืืขืฆืจ ืขื ืชืื ืืืืืืื.
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Do they need help establishing critical success factors? Asking for a friend
Funny how communism, fascism, and Silicon Valley all have exactly the same objectives...
Just a coincidence, I'm sure...
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aren't you still offering pro bono services?
If you're a large corporate who did their business planning on the assumption that AI would be essentially free forever, you need to employ much better accountants...
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Bite your tongue, young man; Monday is AI Day.
Exactly...
So much of AI is completely unnecessary and/or pointless...
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Tomorrow is Fake Algorythm Day
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Compliance could have been my middle name; alas I have no middle name
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Haha...are we related, Gloria...?
I have a similar problem...
Or asset, depending on your perspective... ๐
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ยฟAre you referring to my heart, young man?
You'd need a heart of stone not to find this funny...
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