just here for the giggles @GSVarley on Instagram He/Him
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24 Aug 2020
“I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.” -David Rose
#WeekOfSchitt @danjlevy
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Jun 14
this is how it’ll be when It Happens
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Jun 14
BEN PLATT AND MICAELA DIAMOND ARE BACK
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Jun 12
My mayor’s neoliberal
My bagel is dry
Lakers are mid
Clippers don’t even try
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Jun 11
I love this dumbass shit so much lmaooo
Jun 11
Massive crowd on the Upper West Side starts chanting “UPS” simply because a UPS truck pulls up #GoKnicks
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May 20
5pm today: Meta gives $950K for @XavierBecerra
4am tomorrow: Meta lays off 10% of workforce
Mark Zuckerberg wants a friend in Sacramento. I won't be.
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Apr 12
Gay club whenever the lights come on
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Apr 10
Runway by Lady Gaga & Doechii
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It amazes me that Wicked is 23ish years old, has been done in many countries and several languages, and still no one has come close to this.
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Apr 5
I’ve actually often said I’ve lived an entire life in one night before
Uma pessoa beija em média 21 pessoas durante toda a vida.
Community note
O post afirma que a média de pessoas que alguém beija na vida é de “21” (ou 21,5). Esse número circula há anos em redes sociais como um “fato científico”, mas não existe nenhum estudo confiável ou pesquisa acadêmica que comprove esse número exato.
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I lied there is no sex we are going to watch a defunctland documentary
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Apr 2
Kristi Noem’s husband while she’s out attacking drag queens
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Mar 30
RT @em0dads_: The No Kings protest was cute at first but we’re at the 5th one now with no change I need yall to start burning shit
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Mar 14
Yet there’s no way to be homosexual without politics impacting your life
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Mar 13
Ariel's first mistake was wanting to be where the people are
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Mar 11
If this happens I bet it's gonna be a military base in socal. They'll say it was a drone launched from Mexico by cartels working with Iran or some bs. Then in 10 years we'll find out it was the CIA.
BREAKING: The FBI has warned police departments in California that Iran wants to retaliate for American attacks by launching offensive drones against the West Coast, according to an alert reviewed by @ABC News.
Read more: abcnews.link/DEOBFK3
Community note
ABC presented the text of the alert sent to law enforcement agencies as a verbatim quote, but the story removed the word "unverified" from the quoted text.
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Feb 24
It’s her
Feb 23
North Carolina mom of 3 who vanished 24 years ago found alive, living new life trib.al/bHCX99f
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Feb 9
bad bunny i am free tomorrow night if u want to hang out please read this and then let me know if u want to hang out tomorrow night when i am free
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