*Parody* ‘International’ Train Driver. I drive IEPs. Traction signed 43, 47, 57, 332, 387, 800 & 802. Training on 769. Tweets made when in place of safety obvs!
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14 Sep 2024
Customer Advice:
We're sorry for the delay to your journey. Due to the emergency services dealing with an incident at London Paddington, Network Rail have had to turn off the electric power supply to trains. The nature of this incident means we are unable to operate any trains.
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Train Driver Ed on the GWR *PARODY* retweeted
27 Apr 2023
North London. Bottled.
Retweet this post for your chance to win one of 10 Limited Edition bottles of @BrewDog Misfiring Gunners IPA.
Warning: May contain the tears of Arsenal fans...
18 Drink Responsibly: BeGambleAware
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1 Aug 2022
Another glorious day “pushing buttons” at 125mph as the ‘twitter brigade’ would have you believe.
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26 Jul 2022
Looks like another very easy day. Im not taking no dispatch from scabs.
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13 Jan 2022
So today I will be mostly acting as a chauffeur for the feral humans of the west of england.
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Train Driver Ed on the GWR *PARODY* retweeted
15 Dec 2021
Remember, it's okay to not know what you're doing. Take it each day at a time 💚
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28 Nov 2021
Ffs. No I wont make a special stop at your station because you decided to buy that tin of booze at Sainsburys instead of getting your train.
Wait just like normal people.
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Train Driver Ed on the GWR *PARODY* retweeted
3 Sep 2021
Retweet this tweet before 10 pm for the chance to win £100 Airtime 💵
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15 Jul 2021
God I feel so tired…. All the time.
Cant be long covid as not had (confirmed) covid.
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7 Jul 2021
Great another evening dealing with drunk morons. Drinking to celebrate or drinking to drown sorrows.
Remember you versus train isn’t going to end well for you and stay BEHIND THE F***ING YELLOW LINE!!!!!
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4 Jul 2021
Remember we cant stop like a car or swerve out the way.
The yellow line is there for a reason… do as your told.
30 May 2021
Anti vaxers not welcome on my trains. If I find you……. Theres actually f all I can do about it.
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30 May 2021
First Sunday in ages…. Yep weekend passengers still exist and seem to be more stoooopid than ever.
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22 May 2021
Great sweet f all on TV. Something called Eurovision that no sane country wants to win due to the obscene cost of hosting the next year.
20 May 2021
This button is the bane of my life TVSC!!! Just stop b****y regulating me.
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