Pissing orthogonal to the wind pin tweet

With respect, please fuck off

I went here and everyone knew me

Fucking rocks

Throwing things

Throwing things, Fucking rocks

Eyes on the prize (me)

"can I safely and legally drive after taking this medication?" I ask my doctor, cunningly bypassing weeks of driving lessons, tests and boring licensing bureaucracy.

Our local fishmonger has unwashed squid *and* dirty squid. I've truly arrived in the land of plenty.

theres a total solar eclipse coming & i wanna use it to make weird art pls help currently scouring the shaded region below for castles available Aug 12th to run an 8hr medieval larp that ends with an eclipse if you know of any -- especially private or unlisted ones -- DM me!

I'm not sociable, everyone else is

When our son Milo was seven years old, @jenalden had this brilliant idea: Every month she and I each had a Free Day. We coordinated each month about what day specifically, but they were not optional and couldn't be skipped. On our Free Day, from waking up to falling asleep, we weren't Parent or Spouse. We could do whatever we wanted and the other person took care of everything. I was life-changing! That's when I started feeling like Lawrence again (not just Dad), doing projects and hobbies and Jen started doing art again. This went on until Milo was 15, when he was independent enough that we didn't feel like we needed it anymore. (We had enough "me" hours in the week.)

I don't think anyone has accused me of being ridiculous before and I'm quite hurt

a good habit I picked up as a teenager: whenever I feel myself becoming more closed-off / shy / wary of bothering others I gently force myself to have unnecessary conversations (like ask for directions instead of using google maps) or ask strangers questions I normally would keep to myself. yesterday I asked the lady at the mcdonalds counter if the mcflurry mixing spoons get reused, fully expecting her to be annoyed at it (I'm interrupting her in the middle of work) but she smiled and replied and even explained their bin system for things that get washed vs thrown away. she was happy that someone took an interest in an aspect of her job, and now normal/ necessary social interactions will feel easier to me because I've callibrated some.

I asked her for dinner. Bring something for dessert I said. She brought something for breakfast instead. Oh My Simmer

I'm so fucking tired all the time

Give me some of your pain to hold. I'd gladly have that chafing tie to you.

No drum circles after 1 am Feels like there's venom behind this rule

🎵 Hold me closer tiny blendaaargh!