I was going to go on Mastermind but I can't sit on leather
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10 Oct 2024
My children are hinting they're expecting advent calendars again this year.
They're 27 and 19.
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3 Oct 2025
Very sad about the death of Dame Patricia Routledge. Possibly the best physical comedy actress we'll ever see; versatile too, able to convey such emotion.
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25 Sep 2025
My beloved has just informed me I remind him of Kinky John in my new glasses.
I'll bide my time.
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25 Sep 2025
You know you're old when you say someone on Only Connect looks like an actress from To the Manor Born
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20 Sep 2025
Every time Stefan Dennis comes on I'm going to have "Don't it make you feeeel good" in my head.
Great.
#strictly
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20 Sep 2025
My optometrist has reduced my prescription. I'm officially improving with age.
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18 Sep 2025
Was absolutely perfect. Now want to live there.
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13 Sep 2025
In Iceland for my earlier-this-year birthday present from the rather marvellous @Robstack1982
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29 Aug 2025
Whole garden at their disposal, yet these two are vying for the backdoor step
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28 Aug 2025
Asked my lovely neighbour to fetch some pain relief meds. This was in my porch:
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