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What I would do to save Xbox if I was in charge and I had the power to do whatever I wanted.
In an ideal world consumers > shareholders.
I'd jump ship from PlayStation to Xbox if this happened and I've been on it from the beginning, even whey they struggled with the PS3.
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GameCharactersAI retweeted
Some... actually, most of you probably don't remember how Eve looked in those first showings of @StellarBlade. Yes, this design (face) was horrid, and thank god they redesigned her to be the Eve we all love.
Why not give the same treatment to Evie in #StellarBladeBLOODRAIN?
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Shift Up's mistakes:
1. Ending partnership with publisher like Sony, a major platform holder and social media presence with gamers.
2. In my opinion even bigger mistake was to split the Stellar Blade fanbase.
Also:
Even modern audience God of War game, get's all the attention.
There's a huge problem when you get blinded by the culture war, especially if you're in the faux anti-woke camp.
Laufey has 5.25x more visibility than Stellar Blade Blood Rain.
Laufey's trailer: 7.3 M views, PS.
Blood Rain: 1.39 M views, IGN.
The numbers don't lie.
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This Lara design actually has some of that good old design language I posted about Rachel in RE: Revelations a few moments ago. Minus the cleavage, of course. Admit it, that's a proper ass.
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I'm not going to lie, I actually like this design, a lot. Too bad Tifa alone is not enough for me to buy otherwise woke game.
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Because beautiful woman can't be strong? Because likable woman can't be strong? Only ugly assholes can?
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If that's the case. Why make Evie look like that? Why can't we have the full package, like the first game that was loved by all of its fanbase and players?
Again, I implore Shif Up @StellarBlade to redesign this character to attractiveness standards to keep the fanbase intact.
Stellar Blade: Blood Rain director says Evie's outfits will be "even more appealing" than those in the original game
Kim Hyung-tae also suggested there are no plans to tone down her designs
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I don't like it. Really, too bad. I love Ace Combat games.
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Like there was any doubt. They do that very intentionally, all of them, not just Xbox.
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Yup, Lara doesn't look bad in this game, but with sliding that one slider to the max would do wonders.
Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis looks great.
Just give Lara the two assets we all know she's clearly missing, and I'm buying it day one.
Come on Crystal Dynamics, there's plenty of time to fix Lara.
You'll sell 10x as many units.
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Sure. Shift Up's isn't that much better, though. They have the ability to go with perfection; they chose not to.
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GameCharactersAI retweeted
The hilarious thing about Evie is that it's a 3-way split.
1. Those who hate her for the same reasons they hated Eve. (insane left)
2. Those who simp her no matter what. (the worst)
3. Those who hate her because the design is bad and not worthy of the Stellar Blade name. (based)
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Switch 2 is getting low-resolution ports of PS4 games now. That Nintendo life!
Well, at least they get them now; eventually, I guess.
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And there's zero technical reason why they can't look like on the right side of the image.
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Oof
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Of course, the Sony 1st party game with a big name tied to it will sell millions, but that doesn't mean it's not woke, and the female character in it is any good; she's a textbook ugly girlboss. I'm not interested in playing it; I wasn't really interested in even mentioning it.
Many of you are asking me: "Yorch, why are you simping now for God of War Laufey or Tomb Raider"?
Simple: what's the point of the culture war if players will show up for Laufey or Legacy of Atlantis?
The important conversation is the money studios are leaving on the table.
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Remember Tachy from Stellar Blade? Yes, the original game had other stunning characters as well aside Eve. I remember many even preferring Tachy. Is that the case for Blood Rain, though? I haven't seen any on materials shown so far.
#StellarBlade #StellarBladePhotomode
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