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They're calling anything butt rock thes days
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Songs should last for one billion minutes
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(Alice in chains man in the box voice): I'm the poop from a butt
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a slenderman type event I experienced in 2013 retweeted
My lawyer playing with a fidget spinner im goin to jail dog
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More like the San Antonio Spurns. Because they are spurning me
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a slenderman type event I experienced in 2013 retweeted
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join the military is probably what they want you to do next
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a slenderman type event I experienced in 2013 retweeted
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強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。
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Sorry 21 pilots gets me emotional,
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I have been saying this lyric wrong since 2001
(professorial voice)
Judging by the hole in the satellite dish-a,
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"Top Ten Moments Brian Griffin Went Too Far" YouTube video playing full volume in line at the bank idc
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(professorial voice)
Judging by the hole in the satellite dish-a,
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NBC news is buying ad time on breaking points the 2016-2026 difference in the media landscape is so funny man
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After 7 long years, I have finally gotten my graduates degree in Poop
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a slenderman type event I experienced in 2013 retweeted
minions loyal to richard nixon did the watergate break-in
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Do you think the Minions fought in the Vietnam war? Would there be minions sects that splinter off during the Cold War because of their own perspective of who’s the most evil?
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Yes bc Maga is fascist, and does not truly believe in liberal democracy. They want an autocratic, might makes right system where winning is about seizing power and justifying it later. This is a fundamental principle for understanding them
“EVERY ELECTION WE LOSE IS RIGGED!
EVERY ELECTION WE WIN IS VALID!”
-MAGA
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american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”
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What's funny is, given enough time, this will eventually be seen as 'trad' behavior. However long it takes for smartphones to become obsolete, you'll have people looking at old photos calling this "the way humans were meant to be"
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a slenderman type event I experienced in 2013 retweeted
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My ideology is that my faction should win
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