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Another day, another unpopular has-been defects to Reform
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What an absolute gift for the other political parties Watching the Tories self-capitulation this year has been pure entertainment
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Here’s when some insecure gam can’t even badly edit our original Tory meme Welcome to the gammon @bronsonyid we can all smell your stench from here…
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No babes, no one cares
The new MPs true character!
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U ok babez? Xxxx
16 Aug 2024
The first 6 weeks of this new @uklabour government just emboldens every sinue in my being of why I am @Conservatives and is a firm vindication of why I joined party over a decade ago now.
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Nothing quite prepares you for this gammon’s voice 🤣🤣🤣
5 Aug 2024
Not so much Super Gran as Nazi Nan.
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Gammon Magazine retweeted
Imagine doing jail time for this stupidity. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Keep any agitator screenshots you find. Online threats from these rioting scumbags are going to get the full force and very swiftly by the looks of it and rightly so. If you feel more comfortable with us passing these on to the authorities for you, we’re happy to do so
5 Aug 2024
Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer tells Sky News the police will have access to a "standing army of specialist officers" to deal with the riots and criminal justice will be "ramped up", following a COBRA meeting earlier today UK riots latest ➡️ trib.al/lhjdz0C 📺 Sky 501
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No. Not ‘just an ordinary student’. His CV reveals that is an activist for Reform UK Party Ltd, plus he’s a researcher for media propagandist Isabel Oakeshott and he also produces far-right propaganda for Darren Grimes’ Reasoned shitshow. Not ordinary in any way, shape or form.
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Gammon that are so SO thick they end up attacking themselves
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There’s a whiff of gammon coming from somewhere…
I have had a huge number of concerned parents message me from all over the country in regards to how their child's teacher has been talking negatively about Reform during the election campaign - many parents are incredibly upset. This is not about Reform - the principle must apply to all political parties. Teachers must NOT force their political opinions on the children they are supposedly educating. Whether it's about Reform, Tory, Green, Lib Dem or whoever else. I am sure that the vast, vast majority of teachers take that responsibility incredibly seriously. But it is clear that a small number have not. This cannot be tolerated. Teach children HOW to think, not WHAT to think.
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Nigel Farage says violent language by BBC comedians and Radio 4 commentators have "encouraged" what happened to Trump and "have a lot to do with this". In other news, here's Farage in 2017 threatening to "pick up a rifle" if he didn't get the exact form of Brexit he wanted
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We’re totally up for the salty gammon tearful tweets like this. Our fun continues
6 Jul 2024
This “grown ups back in charge” stuff is so cringeworthy. This government is made up of the same low grade characters as the Tories, just flying different colours. Ironically, or not, the fact people say such things makes them appear totally juvenile.
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What’s going on? Our new Prime Minister seems to be appointing people who actually have experience in that particular field! That’s crazy! Why can’t he appoint some clueless Eton reject with no experience whatsoever like we’ve had for the past decade?!!
The greatest honour of my life to walk into @MoJGovUK as the Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice yesterday. Before politics, I was a lawyer. I understand the deep challenges facing our justice system. But there is so much we can do. The hard work starts now.
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This video will be used as an educational video on ‘why grooming is bad’ for generations to come
6 Jul 2024
‘I don’t trust Keir Starmer. He doesn’t have charisma, and to put it bluntly he’s quite boring’ 19-year-old GB News viewer, Alex Metcalfe, says Labour's vote share was so low, that as far as he's concerned 'Labour don't have a mandate to govern'.
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Just took my 93-year old Gran to vote. As she entered the booth she shouted "Here's to making sure the Tories are destroyed and Putin's friends at Reform are put back in their box". The whole room burst into applause and cheered us out of the room.
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