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Gandermonium @Gandermonium

Non-League idiots talking bollocks about (mostly) football & mainly Sutton United FC, who were (briefly!) a Football League club. And fucked it up.

Joined December 2012
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  • Followers 2,637
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Gandermonium@Gandermonium
24 Jan 2025
Just an FYI for our followers. With heavy hearts, we've decided to bin off Twitter. Despite our best efforts to the contrary, the owner is intent on filling our TL with his garbage. So this account will cease activity shortly. It won't be deleted, it'll just go dormant. ⬇️
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Right, archive downloaded. So that's us folks. 12 years, 2700 followers and over 59,000 tweets. Cheers, it's been fun.

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Just an FYI for our followers. With heavy hearts, we've decided to bin off Twitter. Despite our best efforts to the contrary, the owner is intent on filling our TL with his garbage. So this account will cease activity shortly. It won't be deleted, it'll just go dormant. ⬇️
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Yeah yeah, we get it. "It's not an airport, you don't need to announce your departure", but with 12yrs on here & almost 3k followers, we thought it only polite to let you know rather than just get our coats & abruptly fuck off. We can still be found at these places:⬇️
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Instagram - Same handle Threads - Same handle (will be mostly Insta reposts!) Blue Sky - gandermonium.bsky.social The blog will also continue as it has this season. With the odd update when we find the time or fancy it.

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Claire Loughlin - Sutton Utd SLO@SuttonUtd_SLO
24 Jan 2025
Set to be another great day. Drop me an email if you want to play slo@suttonunited.net #ShoeboxTrophy #SuttonUnited #ForeverAmber #AmberArmy #SLFF
Sutton United
@suttonunited
24 Jan 2025
ℹ️ This year’s Shoebox Memorial Trophy Fans’ Game has been confirmed! 📆 Sunday, 18th May at 3pm 📍 VBS Community Stadium Contact claire.loughlin@suttonunited.net to register your interest in playing 📧 #AmberArmy | #SuttonUnited | #ForeverAmber 💛
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We said end of last season that it was 100% completely Sutton United to pick the one 4th Division season with no fully developed basket cases for probably 30yrs to be absolutely fucking shit for. Sakes.
Morecambe FC
@MorecambeFC
23 Jan 2025
A statement from the Board of Directors. #UTS 🦐
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Sutton United
@suttonunited
23 Jan 2025
Introducing your @TheVanaramaNL Manager of the Week 🥇 Congratulations, Steve 👏 #AmberArmy | #SuttonUnited | #ForeverAmber 💛
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RT @paulloughlin: Photos from @suttonunited's 3-1 win on penalties in the National League Cup against West Bromwich Albion: x.com/yz…
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Liam Moore@liammoore04
22 Jan 2025
Unreal to Captain Sutton Last Night 💛
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"Oi Lino! You're a cu....uh....never mind" 😆
Football Fights
@Footballfights
22 Jan 2025
African linesmen are prepared for anything
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In case you missed it, this went live last night.
Gandermonium@Gandermonium
21 Jan 2025
Marmalade Sandwiches, a Bottle of Buckfast and a Rich Man's Twitter Meltdown. Here's Taz with all sorts of bollocks about the U's fine away win weekender in York... gandermonium.com/2025/01/guc…
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This? Oh just a little ICYMI tweet. Nothing special.
Gandermonium@Gandermonium
21 Jan 2025
Marmalade Sandwiches, a Bottle of Buckfast and a Rich Man's Twitter Meltdown. Here's Taz with all sorts of bollocks about the U's fine away win weekender in York... gandermonium.com/2025/01/guc…
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We'd get it if we didn't already have one! 😄
Coventry City Memorabilia@CovMemorabilia
21 Jan 2025
Sutton United v Coventry City FA Cup 7/1/89 - VGC - INCLUDING MATCH TICKET £2.20 currently 2 bids, 10 watchers Ends Wed 22nd Jan @ 6:00pm ebay.co.uk/itm/Sutton-United… #ad #pusb
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Marmalade Sandwiches, a Bottle of Buckfast and a Rich Man's Twitter Meltdown. Here's Taz with all sorts of bollocks about the U's fine away win weekender in York... gandermonium.com/2025/01/guc…

Gucci Washbag - Gandermonium

Blimey, is it really a whole month since we did a bit on here?? Feels like a lot longer if you ask me. But then again, with that spell straddling the festive period, it’s no great surprise really, as...

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Sometimes, you don't need pesky words...
David Squires@squires_david
21 Jan 2025
The extraordinary life of Denis Law theguardian.com/football/pic…
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Football Heritage
@footyheritage
20 Jan 2025
The Lost Football Clubs of Glasgow A thread 🧵
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Then you log on to find some Russian bot cunts have spammed the shit out of the comments on hundreds of entries.... 🙄
Gandermonium@Gandermonium
20 Jan 2025
Long day, just put feet up to veg out and remembered we should be doing a blog from the weekend. Fucks sake.

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Long day, just put feet up to veg out and remembered we should be doing a blog from the weekend. Fucks sake.

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Stuart Fuller@theballisround
20 Jan 2025
A few years ago I used to do a slot on Trans Europe Express on Talksport giving listeners ideas on European Football weekends. There’s so many more options today to travel to. So, here’s a couple of budget options for a day trip next Saturday (1st Feb). A 🧵
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Enterprise National League
@NL_Enterprise
20 Jan 2025
The teams have arrived! 👏 Here are the Vanarama weekend picks after the National League matches
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