I like my women like I like my packets of instant oatmeal. Fast, easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs.

Joined March 2009
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years (since 5 Mar 2009). What's your #TwiAge? TwiAge.com

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You should see what I look like under all these layers, baby -Canadian sexting
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I wish I was dead. I’m tired of the constant pain
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Sad day 😩
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Marvel Comics Giant Stan Lee Has Died bzfd.it/2zO85jd
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what if marijuana companies were allowed to have tv ads like big pharma does?
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This celebrity barber gives free haircuts to the homeless. This is awesome. HE IS A HERO. RETWEET THIS ❀️
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Jonas Grumby πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ retweeted
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Smart cookie: Nine-year-old sells out of Girl Guide cookies in front of cannabis store on first day ctv.news/085M2DP

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I used to follow politics but got so depressed. All they do is make sure they keep their jobs...politicians don’t give a fuck about people!!
I’m still not following all this political shit, but just read little bits...enough to be disgusted.
Debating ordering an iPhone 8. Hate the fact that to sync on my iMac I need a newer version of iTunes, but also need a newer version of macOS which my Mac won’t support. Yet everything works on a PC. C’mon @AppleSupport - is there anything else I can do?
Fuck!! Another day waking up. Why can’t I die in my sleep and end this?
Tired...so tired!! It’s almost time to give up. Sick and tired of constant pain.