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Joined April 2020
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26 Nov 2024
i saw mommy kissing santa claws and now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick but it's all in my head and she's touching his~
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29 Sep 2023
this fuckin rules
12 Apr 2018
Police say nearly 1,200 pounds of pot missing from a warehouse was eaten by mice. bit.ly/2v8Hn5R?utm_source=tw…
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27 Apr 2023
When I was a little boy I was scared of monsters and I'd sleep on a mattresses on the floor, but now that I'm maturing into a woman I have a bed frame... Because I want the monster under my bed to fuck me.
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24 Apr 2023
I didn't eat or drink for like two days and became violently I'll after chugging a glass of ice water, but don't worry, we are so back bby
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8 Apr 2023
Well Easter Saturday has been canceled because my aunts boyfriend shat himself in the dunkin drive through
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20 Mar 2023
As a beginner I used purple, not because I thought it was better but just because it was purple and I like purple...
Anyway now I don't use a pick when I play bass
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2 Mar 2023
There's just something so empty about eating a two am turkey dog in my own apartment
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1 Mar 2023
just received maybe the most fucked up sandwich i've ever paid money for. this is a "bacon egg and cheese"
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12 Feb 2023
cw self harm
Her blood filled the sink as she shaved her face, as it pooled around the drain dark and sinister. Short hairs fell from her razor into the sink, where they disappeared into the red fluid.
The blood never seemed to stop flowing, nor did the level appear to rise.
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6 Feb 2023
Need to be sitting on the chest of an adorable little puppy and holding a knife to their neck while hearing them whimper
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14 Jan 2023
if crows had hands they’d definitely smoke cigarettes
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13 Jan 2023
Buffalo wings are weird. Like I just ate the arms of five to ten birds
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10 Jan 2023
A Jolteon getting headpats
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