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Joined September 2012
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Happy birthday @CeirraMerlo from the most really really ridiculously good looking baby ever. #happybirthday #BabyV #shecanturnleft #zoolander #whoworeitbetter
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She got me again!!!! Very well placed under the bathroom sink....just wait @CeirraMerlo...just wait. #smirnoff #ThrowbackThursday #iced
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I come home to find @CeirraMerlo and #BabyV watching #NakedAndAfraid.. Most parents: "my baby can say 10 words!!!" Us: "my baby can survive the Peruvian rainforest" #10weeksold #shesasponge #macheteforchristmas #newdad
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She's already laughing at my dad jokes....im glad someone thinks I'm funny!! #dadjokes #newdad #9weeks #babyV
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Look who is six weeks old today. I think we need bigger bows. #chubbycheeks #newdad #babyV #bowsbeforebros
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Just going to leave this here. #BabyV #newdad #milkwasted
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Just a little nap....like always....except at 3:30 AM. #nofilters #newdad #bowsbeforebros #lackofsleep
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Viviana is enjoying learning about #GroundhogDay. Although she disagrees with #puxatawneyphil regarding six more weeks of winter on this 70 degree day. But understands he's just doing his job. You do you Phil.
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I haven't posted in a long time, but I have to show off our beautiful #3weekold baby girl. I cannot express how happy she makes us!!! #newdad #moretocome #diaperdutydaddy
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I haven't posted in a while.....i think this is a good comeback #wereexpecting #newdad #dadjokes
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All done with Chicago.....heading to Miami.
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#altonbrownlive if you were a vegetable, which one would you be and why?
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Can't wait for #BSFresno got the whole family!!
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Literally the first earthquake I felt
We don't need to worry about Trump or Clinton...we need to worry about David Blaine....pretty sure he's Devil
Thank you Veterans, for you are the reason America is allowed to speak our mind outloud. Your sacrifice makes this country. Don't forget it
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Stogie loves watching Cops. I think he is aspiring to be a police dog one day. I don't have the heart to tell him they won't take a Scottie
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