Rory Delap winding one up for a throw in circa 2009…

Stanford grads walk out as Google CEO Sundar Pichai takes the stage as commencement speaker.

Finally got to see Project Hail Mary What a load of dick

🚨Days ago he posted this pathetic story a "special thanks" to Villa and Barcelona for "believing in me when things got tough". Clearly a dig at United and United fans. First off, Manchester United made him who he is right now. Our academy nurtured him, and our fans lifted him up since his early days, hyped him to the moon, supported him through every single dip, and backed him to the hills. And how does he repay that? The funniest part about this is how fast the tables have turned and how Barca have treated him, like he was never good enough in the first place. The amount of disrespect thrown his way after everything he did for them is honestly crazy. Barca do actually have the cash to spend and have already bought Anthony Gordon for 70m . They have the money! They just don’t think he is worth the money. Imagine taking shots at your boyhood club just to be told by Flick and Barca that you're not worth the financial effort. Now he’s facing the very real, embarrassing reality of having to crawl back to Old Trafford with his tail between his legs, looking for another desperate loan move on deadline day because nobody wants to touch his United wages. Nevertheless, I still don't want Marcus Rashford back at Manchester United. I genuinely don't want this turning into another Cristiano Ronaldo situation, where the balance of the project gets disrupted. The last thing I want is anything negatively affecting Michael Carrick's project before it has even had a chance to fully settle. INEOS must find a solution for him. #MUFC

They believe in him so much they refused to pay £27m for him after a 30G/A season

They threw urine over school children in North Belfast and those kids voted Nigel Dodds out. This time it is horse slurry and this will see the back of @carlalockhart in due course.

He twerked for them, threw shots at his old club, sold his soul for the move… just to get skipped for another player😭

“Chelsea, or I don’t play for 6 months” Well, Alejandro, how did the move turn out pal? United roar into Champions League football and everything is positive at the club Chelsea scrape a top 10 finish on goal difference and your new fanbase hates you Silly cunt

- United back in the UCL - Mourinho back at Real Madrid FOOTBALL IS FINALLY BACK 😭❤️

Mikel Arteta is the single biggest gimp in World Sport. Followed closely behind by Declan Rice. Two performative wankers…

You don’t wear this shirt. You carry it.

Have you ever seen the likes of that kick from Rory Beggan…against the wind to the opposite Arc…with no tee 🙈😅

eleven years ago btw

I think it’s more powerful without any words from me…

Should I Marry a Murderer on Netflix… Biggest takeaway is that shit attracts shit. That woman is a freak show and the biggest narcissist on Netflix, a platform that has Tyson Fury btw… ‘Oh a man’s been killed? Let’s see how I can wangle my own attention from this’

West Ham robbed. But that Fernandes sitter at 0-0 was criminal…

Congratulations Israel, you’ve outdone Hitler.

Been there. Done that. What a rivalry. 🔴 Let's go! @ManUtd @premierleague

RT @kbalian90: BREAKING: Israeli Police have released footage of the French nun who was violently assaulted by a 36-year-old Jewish extremi…

An Israeli settler attacked a Christian nun in Jerusalem. Any comment from Christian zionists?

Going from that Masterpiece last night to watching these 22 fridges playing this eve is going to be like weening yourself off heroin… The come down tonight will be crazy.