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11 Jan 2023
My friend explaining why I need to avoid microplastics even though I treat my body like shit in every other way already
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29 Mar 2025
Anatomy heads are hilarious. They’ll be like “this track is fire” then send you this shit
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25 Apr 2024
At a photography museum looking at photos of old dead people and feeling sad cause they never had a chance to try Prime energy drink 😔
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20 Sep 2023
It’s awesome that Mexico unveiled the body of what they claimed to be an actual alien and the world responded by photoshopping it smoking blunts and getting its dick sucked
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12 Jul 2023
Why would I go to therapy when I could use that $100 to buy a PS5 game and ball out at Margaritaville?
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6 Jul 2023
Ren Faires are what happens when everyone on Feeld decides to go outside
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29 Jun 2023
If you’re going to be in an open relationship, you should put a cap on the credit score of the people your partner is allowed to sleep with. I’m not worried about my girl leaving me for a guy with a 343 and maxed out Best Buy credit card
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26 Jun 2023
crypto/AI retards when Elon Musk tweets the worst joke you’ve ever heard
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6 Mar 2023
It feels like 10 movies come out every year and then there’s 25 award shows giving out trophies to the same movies
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2 Mar 2023
In retrospect, maybe I should not have bought my PTSD Vietnam vet grandfather a shoe bill stork
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4 Feb 2023
Reposting a screenshot of an 18 year old’s Tik Tok so my mean millennial friends can make fun of them
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4 Feb 2023
Bees are so emo, they’ll literally kill themselves over a popular girl that barely knows they exist
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29 Jan 2023
ABOUT TIME IT GOT THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES!!!
‘Top Gun: Maverick’ Wins Best Picture At AARP Movies For Grownups Awards deadline.com/2023/01/2023-aa…
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4 Jun 2022
It’s actually okay to ask a woman to smile if you think she might have had a stroke
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5 May 2022
Can we get more of the most famous people in the world to sue each other so we can live stream it on YouTube?
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