I GET SO GAY OFF THAT SPARKLING WATER
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27 Jun 2022
making a Slaylist of some flawless, incredibly well constructed masterpiece pop songs - open to suggestions.
open.spotify.com/playlist/6d…
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Jun 11
English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”
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Jun 8
Lizzo says that the industry shift from radio to streaming affected her popularity and career.
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a gay bully: "gimme your brunch money"
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Stolen tweet for engagement. Against ToS
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May 30
listening to Deftones is so fun I just wish i could understand what the fuck he's saying
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May 29
i don't like your tone
May 28
I miss when even bad movies had sauce…
Now they’re just bland car commercials 😭
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May 27
Words from the elders
May 27
too many skinny drag race bitches are really comfortable making jokes at the expense of fat people
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May 25
no harm and good for him but have you guys ever listened to a beartooth song bc lowkey the closet was made of glass
May 24
Beartooth frontman, Caleb Shomo, has come out as gay after more than 14 years of marriage to his wife.
"I am a proudly gay man.”
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May 25
like every other song is about being uncomfortable pretending to be something you're not. gay as hell
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May 24
i made friends with two americans who were on holiday and in the bar almost every night for a week and they asked for a selfie on one of the last nights.
they came in the next day eagerly showing me how they'd put my picture into AI and turned me into johnny depp 🙃🙃🙃
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May 24
Fire and Water mirror eachother in that they are in flux, getting stronger and weaker with the time of day/cosmic events with their powers ranging from 0 to 100.
Air and Earth mirror eachother in that they are consistent and constant. They are always at 50.
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May 15
release time. Jealous Type could've been last years Espresso (SOTS) but they didn't release it until summer was already over.
May 14
Vie isn't perfect but it flopping as hard as it did is 1 of the great pop mysteries of the decade to me. She'd had great success with a much more difficult record on the previous one. "Jealous Type" felt like a lay-up, "Gorgeous" also seemed obvious. What's the post-mortem here?
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May 9
oh she wants u brat tourists GONE
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110 year old Turkish grandma shares her secret to long life: ︀︀
"The amulet gives me power”
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May 1
The lyrics to "Runway" are queer word salad
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Apr 29
this woman had a queer audience, came out as a brainrotted transphobe, and no longer has that audience. the “cancellation” in question is her feeling entitled to money and adoration from people who no longer fuck with her
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Apr 29
PETA is a psyop by The Meat industry to make Vegans look insane.
It’s time to start respecting animals and seeing them for WHO they are, @slayyyter 😖
Foxes are playful, curious, intelligent, and deserve to live full and happy lives—which is impossible when living and dying on fur farms. Do better for animals and your fans.
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Apr 27
Brittany Murphy is not a single??? (YET)
Apr 26
slayyyter chose the 5 best songs from wgia to be singles no shade
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