perfect angel who sucks shit ❤️

Joined March 2013
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31 Jul 2015
I can tell the size of a man's dick just by sucking it
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Zohran Mamdani has mandated that everyone jacks off to calm down
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Me stepping outside in New York City: hey what’s going on??
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i'm going to scam El*n into giving me his bank account and routing number, feel like it cant be that hard
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Gwyneth Paltrow doing Israeli real estate as. Timothee Chalamet doing Kalshi ad. The Marty Supreme curse is upon us
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ad**** god damn it
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Me singing with them
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Gwyneth Paltrow has jumped from the rooftop of “51 Park” and passed away
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Fucking awesome
The far left’s new war on AI is deeply misguided, and my community and other communities of color will pay the price. While countries around the world are preparing their young people for the jobs and technologies of the future, some here would rather bury their heads in the sand than equip our children with the skills they need to succeed in a world that is already changing. We must push back against this fear-driven approach and ensure our communities are not left behind once again. The future belongs to those who prepare for it, not those who pretend it isn’t coming.
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The rare AI-related celebrity partnership that doesn’t suck
Conan O’Brien has partnered with cybersecurity AI firm Adaptive Security for a 15-part training series on spotting cyber threats emerging in the AI age. The series will cover risks including deepfakes, voice cloning, impersonation, phishing and physical safety. variety.com/2026/biz/news/co…
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When I see a YouTube Shorts video that’s long I call it YouTube Pants
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I’m still not totally convinced that this isn’t an AI-generated woman
My official statement to the @nytimes about the red carpet joke.
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It’s true. Before cell phones were invented, everyone who attended a concert passed away
no phone concerts are extremely dangerous and artists that do this are tacky and out of touch.
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My favorite MTA thing is when they say “the M is making J stops this weekend”. Bitch that’s just the J then
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Male Wife retweeted
21 Mar 2016
i've gotta cum like a racehorse
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Doesn’t seem like much of a secret then does it
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The way the manhattan-bound M train comes into the station around the corner at Myrtle Broadway is so cute it’s like hiii is it okay if I come into the station
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Hiiiiiiii
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I personally feel like we can just ignore this and move on with our lives. Not a big freaking deal in my opinion
Martin Scorsese has joined a generative AI startup as a partner and advisor. He adds that he has used AI during pre-production to help with storyboarding — “with this tool, I can share what I’m visualizing more clearly & efficiently to my creative team — the production designer, art designer and cinematographer.” (Source: nytimes.com/2026/06/02/busin…)
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That’s fucking awesome thanks
TRUST IN TRUMP. "Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸
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