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Joined January 2025
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I like going into Macy’s to try on leather belts except I’m putting them on my neck and audibly moaning
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The best adult life advice I can give you is befriend you a local meat man at a grocery store so that he saves you the giblets
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Can you really say you were loved as a child if you weren’t molested
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I challenge all women to a debate simultaneously
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Women on this app who choose to remain anonymous and never post face must be fighting a devil on their shoulder every day to not post a selfie for attention
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this could have been us. you fucking bitch.
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Me: Do you guys have the rape fries?
Waitress: ohh sorry we only have cnc fries
*puts my head down on the table so no one can see me cry*
Me: cnc fries are fine
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Me and my favorite Pokémon
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Ok I know the knicks fans are a little uncouth but have you ever been to Philadelphia during an Eagles game?
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Ladies, I’ve read infinite jest, and I’ll even pretend it’s good just for you babe
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Way too many foids named REN what the hell is REN short for? Renaissance?
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I had a dream that two of my favorite posters on here and I had a podcast with a girl (unknown in the dream, just a girl) that we called intellectual gangbang
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If the Spurs end up winning the championship after New York soy face booed Trump it will go down as the most legendary moment in New York sports history
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Say what you will about the left but all their posts sure do always feel like they come from real people!
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All owls are either barn owls or great horned owls. Barn owls screech and great horned owls go hoo hoo
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