i love magic i love wizards i just want to learn please send me spells and tomes im normal and Can be trusted with arcane power

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Now I have to shovel dragon shit. Thanks.
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OH I’LL Tell you who I felt #COMING β€œIn The Air Tonight” NOBODY!!!!
44 Days and 44 Nights it has been since I #were so ABDUCTED in the night and held captive by a nefarious tribe of traveling buskers, circus performers, etc etc..BUT I see that #NooooOBODY thought I was WORTH MY RANSOM, So I just STAYED THERE wIth MY β€œNEW FRIENDS”F*CK ME I GUESS!
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44 Days and 44 Nights it has been since I #were so ABDUCTED in the night and held captive by a nefarious tribe of traveling buskers, circus performers, etc etc..BUT I see that #NooooOBODY thought I was WORTH MY RANSOM, So I just STAYED THERE wIth MY β€œNEW FRIENDS”F*CK ME I GUESS!
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Gorla 🧌 retweeted
I’m like a chaser but for spellcasters
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how apprentices scry on the orb

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PLEASE LET ME #ON THE ARK #NOAH
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Got denied the position of eunuch at my local Burger King
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Shmeegus OC
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DO NOT. SEND ME. SILLY. #NONSENSICAL contraptions…PLEASE!! 🀬 #idontwantit
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ween reference

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While I was clipping my big #toenail the night last, one trimming #flew and #hit my eye DIRECTLY… When I awoke this morning , WELL, I HAD gone a little blind. Happy birthday to me, I suppose! πŸ§ŒπŸŽ‚
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Lecture so buns I started drawing wizards
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Sketched wizards when I should have been studying tomes
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#HEY 😏 πŸ‘…ahaha..
Replying to @GblinApprentice
Heyyyyyy woah this looks just like me ahaha
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Get #Real
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@jacksfatboner I FOUND YOUR BONER…#justsayin

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Who else plotting to overthrow the king?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ β“˜ π™π™π™žπ™¨ π™ͺπ™¨π™šπ™§ 𝙝𝙖𝙨 π™—π™šπ™šπ™£ π™šπ™­π™šπ™˜π™ͺπ™©π™šπ™™ 𝙛𝙀𝙧 π™©π™§π™šπ™–π™¨π™€π™£
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23 Sep 2025
Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.
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AND IF I #SPAKE… πŸ‘…
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