General of President Ps 4th Bombing Brigade
Joined March 2023
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Dearest Mother,
As I said before, Pres. P fears for the sanctity of the program every time Sgt. Snabes touches the battlefield. Upon entry today, Snabes hurt the feelings of an enemy combatant. President P, momentarily upset, is now overjoyed upon victory.
PS Bby Ray a dawg
Dearest Mother,
He strikes fear into the hearts of every Mtn Dew in existence. Walmart knows him as Rocky Balboa. His greatest accomplishment is maintaining his sanity while Sgt. Wilson and Snabes are under his tutelage. Most important however, he is respected.
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Dearest Mother,
He strikes fear into the hearts of every Mtn Dew in existence. Walmart knows him as Rocky Balboa. His greatest accomplishment is maintaining his sanity while Sgt. Wilson and Snabes are under his tutelage. Most important however, he is respected.
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Feb 14
Congrats to our head coach!π
@svsubaseball's Adam Piotrowicz hits 100 career wins with the 14-3 victory today over Lewis. Piotrowicz is 100-65 on day two of his fourth season.
#BeaksUp #GoCards #StandOut #PTD
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Dearest Mother,
I write today about Lt. Shelly. It was once believed he was destined for an office job, nobody tracks supplies like Shelly. But great men are often called to something greater, something grander. In this moment we rejoice along with our enemies. π«‘
- G.C.
14 Jul 2025
With the 390th pick in the 2025 MLB Draft, the St. Louis Cardinals select RHP Jake Shelagowski!
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23 Apr 2025
President P,
A man I once held to the highest esteem, Drill Instructor Winters, decided the grass was greener in Midland. They promised him gold, but battles arenβt won with gold, they are won with iron. He may die a rich man, but we will die victorious.
Honorably,
G.C.
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29 Mar 2025
President P,
I write today about Private Wilson. In the most unlikely of circumstances he found himself leading a charge to finish off the enemy. To everyoneβs surprise he successfully kept his undergarments on the entire time and we were victorious.
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Battle Report:
Some men win battles through power of the mind. Capt. Mead has never been that type of man. A man of few words and fewer wise ones, Meads leads with brute force. He leaves the thinking to others, and everyone is grateful for that.
Sincerely,
Gen. Cornwallis
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23 Feb 2025
President P,
Bandits are typically an annoyance. Yet a Bandit from Grand Rapids has recently joined our ranks and has taught us much. Not only does bring a new brand of bombers, he has provided a new generation of anti bomber technology. The women will survey love Lt. Bess
GC
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Dear Elder Statesman Welch,
A report for when your future son comes of age:
Cpt. Larkin was valiant in the face of great evil. Despite an early flesh wound he carried Private Mead a great distance upon his back.
I pray your son may have such courage.
- G.C.
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19 Aug 2024
Dearest Mother,
With my brother reaching his elder years, he has left me, the most unlikely of candidates in charge. I have come a long way from leading hopeless charges in my youth, though I fear the PT that awaits in the coming weeks.
With love,
General Cornwallis (Beans)
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18 May 2024
Dearest Mother,
The Big Beautiful Cardinal is our home. Only a fool would think we would give it up quickly. Double agents once again gave the men of the woodlands trouble, and the men of Ohio were not prepared. The legend of President Pβs 2nd Bombing Brigade only grows.
- GC
18 May 2024
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10 May 2024
Dearest Mother,
Following the attacks on Pearl Harbor, Admiral Yamamoto wrote he feared he had awoken a sleeping giant. As if the men of Saginaw needed further motivation, yesterday's medal ceremony lit a fire amongst the men. Also, Captain Ja and Private JD have huge nuts.
GC
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Dear President P,
Tomorrow the work will continue. Tomorrow we begin a new campaign to higher endeavors. Tomorrow we train so that all may know the name of Big Beautiful Cardinal. But today, we are simply champs, and thatβs pretty damn cool.
With Honor,
General Cornwallis
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Dear President P,
After a valiant effort, the men have conquered the enemy along our western border. Fort Dow Diamond is officially ours for the remainder of the campaign.
With Respect,
General Cornwallis
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14 Apr 2024
Battle Report,
Early in the conflict we intercepted communications that our foes believed that Captain Corns weaponry malfunctioned. We gladly allowed them to believe the false information and proceeded to lay waste to the men from the west. All is proceeding as planned.
- GC
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11 Apr 2024
President P,
Many things can hold up an army, weather, supplies, or sickness. On this day however, it was none of these. Captain Watkins upon his return to his unit lost his most prized possession and delayed our return home until it was found within his own equipment.
- G.C
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10 Apr 2024
Dear President P,
Fort Detroit has been known to be a thorn in the side of the men from the Big Beautiful Cardinal, but today, after days of heavy fighting, we are victorious. Now and forever more, all must go through fort Saginaw.
With Honor,
General Cornwallis
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General Cornwallis retweeted
27 Mar 2024
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27 Mar 2024
President P,
One further note. Following Captain JΓ©feβs nuclear deployment, drill Sargent Penjamin momentarily lost his mind. As of this moment it is uncertain the extent that he was compromised, though medical attention may be necessary.
With Honor,
General Cornwallis
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27 Mar 2024
President P,
One further note. Following Captain JΓ©feβs nuclear deployment, drill Sargent Penjamin momentarily lost his mind. As of this moment it is uncertain the extent that he was compromised, though medical attention may be necessary.
With Honor,
General Cornwallis
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27 Mar 2024
President P,
A preliminary assault upon fort Detroit was a brilliant success. While there are too many men of valor so speak of, one man separated himself from the rest. In the heat of battle, Captain Richardson completed the impossible, a βperfect sitβ.
- G.C
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Dear @svsuathletics
Zero doubt was left on the Kenosha front. It has come to my attention you may possess the proper funds to bring βDilly Barsβ to the front lines to boost morale. Iβve heard tales of this magical substance yet have never laid eyes upon it.
- G.C.
26 Mar 2024
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