Engineering Manager @lambdaAPI - K8s // ex- @autodesk @plangrid @digitalocean // Historian // Tweets are my own.

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Dylan Page retweeted
Under FISA 702, the government collects massive amounts of data on Americans while “targeting” foreigners overseas. They then unconstitutionally search that data without a warrant for info on Americans. The “libertarian demand” he’s whining about is called the Fourth Amendment.
FISA 702 is the authority for surveillance on foreign soil—the core of all US security. A libertarian demand to make SecWar get approval from liberal DC judges (the ones who targeted Trump) is madness. No conservative aim is ever served through subservience to leftist DC judges.
Community note
FISA 702 collects foreign communications abroad without warrants. Reform proposals would require warrants to query the database for US persons. The FISA Court has 11 judges from districts across the US, only 2 from DC. fisc.uscourts.gov/current-member… congress.gov/crs-product/R4…
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Dylan Page retweeted
The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began. The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start. Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have. If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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Dylan Page retweeted
TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?” HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.” TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.” HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.” TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”
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Dylan Page retweeted
May 29
You accidentally say "Hello" to Claude Opus 4.8 and it consumes 7% of your session limit.

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Dylan Page retweeted
MAGA: Obama giving Iran $1.7 billion unfrozen assets is TREASON. NYT: Trump’s Iran Deal to include $300 BILLION reconstruction fund for Iran. MAGA:
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Dylan Page retweeted
Hang it in the Louvre
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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Dylan Page retweeted
TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?” HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.” TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.” HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.” TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”
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Dylan Page retweeted
Bailout nationalization. Trump is the most corporate socialist president of our lifetime.
SCOOP: The Trump administration and Spirit Airlines are nearing a deal where the U.S. government would put up to $500 million into Spirit Airlines stock warrants to try to save the company, leading to a potential significant stake in the company. Team effort w/ @alyrose and @AndrewScurria wsj.com/business/airlines/tr…
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Dylan Page retweeted
Follow the Constitution. Read the bills. Stop governing by emergency. End the forever war. Cut taxes & spending. Stop borrowing trillions. No CBDC. Protect free speech. Repeal the Patriot Act & FISA 702. No qualified immunity for government officials. End civil asset forfeiture.
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Dylan Page retweeted
🏆 The KubeCon CloudNativeCon Community Awards are here! Being recognized in a global community of 20 million is an incredible achievement. Congratulations to all those who put in the time and energy to build cloud native for all: 🏅 Mentor: @hydai_tw (Hung-Ying Tai) 🏅 TAGGIEs: @BrandtKeller, @krol_valencia (Carol Valencia), @Gen_Page (Dylan Page), @joshugav (Josh Gavant), & @yo_tabata (Yoshiyuki Tabata) 🏅 End Users: @GroupeSNCF, @saxobank Read more about your community award winners: cncf.io/announcements/2026/0… #KubeCon #CloudNative #CNCF #OpenSource
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Dylan Page retweeted
Lmao

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Dylan Page retweeted
Resign.
Donald Trump was overwhelmingly elected by the American people to be our President and Commander in Chief. As our Commander in Chief, he is responsible for determining what is and is not an imminent threat, and whether or not to take action he deems necessary to protect the safety and security of our troops, the American people and our country.  The Office of the Director of National Intelligence is responsible for helping coordinate and integrate all intelligence to provide the President and Commander in Chief with the best information available to inform his decisions.  After carefully reviewing all the information before him, President Trump concluded that the terrorist Islamist regime in Iran posed an imminent threat and he took action based on that conclusion.
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Dylan Page retweeted
We are governed by complete morons.
Mar 16
Trump: They weren't supposed to go after all these other countries in the Middle East. So they hit Qatar, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain, Kuwait. Nobody expected that. We were shocked
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Dylan Page retweeted
my agents when I hit build after a 40 minute plan mode

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when the whole team is on claude code
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Feb 20
Realizing American citizens paid $175 billion in illegal tariffs and it’s being refunded to companies instead of back to us.
BREAKING: The US government now may owe US companies $175 billion in tariff refunds, per CNN
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Dylan Page retweeted
Never deleting this app
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Republican ex-congressman Trey Gowdy: “Kyle Rittenhouse was made a hero on the right… Alex Pretti’s gun was lawfully being carried. He never brandished it. And we certainly should not be labeling him a domestic terrorist who was going to execute cops.”
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Dylan Page retweeted
ICE should not exist in the future, it's too deeply corrupted. But for that to happen, Dems need to win. Normie/independent voters hate what ICE is doing, but Dems also need to convince those voters that they understand their basic concerns This is basically the Obama playbook.
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Dylan Page retweeted
The normie position on immigration is really not that hard to figure out: * Deport immigrants who commit crimes * Fix the unlimited asylum loophole * Don't go around acting like a gestapo, kidnapping people off the streets, violating rights and murdering protestors
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