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25 Mar 2021
When a child is rapped, call the police not a family meeting❗❗
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Looking at my wife playing with my daughter in a play center while I sip on a Zambezi. This is truly the life I prayed for 😃😃
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Jun 13
Zvirikuitika munyika yedu hazvisi zvanyanya here veduwe?
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'Anyone to take me out for lunch today' 🌚
Jun 10
Patiently waiting for an airline or travel and tour agency to come through for me and partner with me for the World Cup
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Last Christmas I went back kumaroots kwangu and local boys and girls were like chibaba chemabook chadzoka. This kid said ndokumbirawo manotes enyu ehistory amaishandisa form 2
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Jun 13
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'Lets wait for marriage, or just once a month'
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🫶🫡same here mate
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Jun 12
This is why his teammates love Leo Messi ❤️💙
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Jun 13
Jun 13
Vema Sciences vaibva vafunga kuti vachaita mari kupfuura munhu wese😂🙌🏾
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Jun 12
What ZIMRA, ZACC and ZBC are doing to people just shows Zimbabweans aren’t litigious enough. There’s a strong element of kujairira going on. These stopping to ask for registration for a car with valid plates?! Stopping buses to its kids for 12 hours to even 2 days because $10?!
Jun 12
HOW CAN ZIMRA AGENT CALCULATE DUTY FOR MY RECENT CAR AND I PAID IT. AFTER 3 YEARS, SAME ZIMRA, IS NOW IMPOUNDING MY CAR BECAUSE IT DIDN'T PAY ENOUGH DUTY.
WHY ME, WHY NOT YOUR AGENTS? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
WHY NO SETTING RULES GOING FORWARD? SO YOU MEAN THESE POLICIES CAN CHANGE ANY TIME AND HUNT US😭😭😭😭
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But I do have a question ,madoctors echirume ata anobetsera vakadzi kuzvara or vanorapa Sick.
Vane mafeelings here ?
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As a man, never make the mistake of believing you can satisfy an ungrateful woman. You can't give her more of what she already doesn't appreciate. No amount of provision or spoiling can ever satisfy someone who lacks gratitude.
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Ndomavhoterwo anenge aakuitwa president after CAB 3 iwawa🙌
Jun 12
HALLO FRIDAY...
Aiwa CHAKA NAKA CHAKA NAKA MUKAKA HAURUNGWI...Hon Mureyanyi ndanzwa vamwe Honourable Member vati GO AND SEE VICTOR...Handisi rini ndadaro asi ndiri kungo bvumirana navo chete MP ivavo...Iye VICTOR pakadai hangazo simudza Honourable MP akatadza kuvapawo ka 50 thousand USD cash ye Constituency DEVELOPMENT...I'm not involved pana MP vadaro avo and I know VICTOR normally respects what I say nguva dzose. So I say CONGRATULATIONS 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 HON S MUREYANYI from the CCC
Saturday morning musina Parliament business tsvagai EXQUISITE MOTORS at their showroom 29 Mazowe Street Cnr, Josiah Tongogara St, Harare ndipo panowanikwa Mukomana uya anonzi VICTOR wamaudzwa na Hon Member. Please collect your brand-new 2026 TOYOTA FORTUNER 2,8 GD6 any colour of your choice and please kindly direct the 50 thousand USD you'll receive in cash towards CONSTITUENCY DEVELOPMENT and support...I THANK YOU...
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Takazotiiko paya, vakasara muParliament ndivo vakabhaiza asi vaka quitter ndovakagona? But panevakasara ava, ndivo vataakukuza now kuti vatimiririre kumisa Bill? Can someone explain to me like a grade 3 dropout.
Vana Makumire naana Agency havasiwo vaitsomwa kuti vasarirei here paye?
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Jun 11
The GOAT's influence created a generation of champions. 💫🔥
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If I send you this, just know I have no clue what you are talking about.
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