Leader of the Union, protector of Fort Nationwide
Joined November 2024
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Dearest 5th line,
Thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who supported. Tough campaign, was not expecting a leadership change but you guys stayed. None of you deserved this kind of disappointment. I don’t know if I’ll stay as your general but I cherish it.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
And so the cannons fall silent and the men lay down their arms. The fires are doused and the fort walls sit empty. Another campaign, another heartbreak. I’ll blow out the final lantern and return home my love. Have alcohol ready.
With love,
Rick
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Holy hell the hurricanes again. If I had a nickel for every time they helped eliminate our chances I would have two nickels. Maybe we shouldn’t have shown up like we wanted an end to the campaign at the start of March. Drink heavy and drink fast my little flowers.
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Dearest Martha,
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t get him to not give up in the heat of battle. Victory is a cruel mistress who has evaded me for weeks. One more battle. One last ride into the sunset. Godspeed.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
Thank the lord for this win on the battlefield. Needed a real ass whooping to help close out the final battle on the offensive. The muskets were alive and Sgt. Greaves helped with the earthworks.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
It is in these moments where men are separated from boys. We are all little drummer boys who are the first casualties in battle. I need so much alcohol.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
The gods have mercifully blessed us with victory. A battle with the winged tires and one that was needed. A tough one too, I’ll be honest I thought we were doomed until Sgt. Werenski heroically led a desperate bayonet charge to break the enemy lines.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
When we march into battle it is not a fight. We lay down and let the enemy murder us. I don’t remember what it feels like to win.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
Just put me out of my misery. Make it quick and painless old chap. The liquor stores will run out if I am present. I’m about a hundred years early but I need a lobotomy.
To whom it may concern,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
The muskets have gone cold and the fight has left the lines. A few good men go out to the field of battle to sacrifice their bodies while others cower. I can’t even fathom a quest for lord Stanley’s cup at the moment.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
God why me, what did I do to deserve such hellish defeats. We get a three volley lead in the battle and the men forget they have muskets. I’m tempted to use the damn cannon on myself.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
Unacceptable, just a terrible fight by everyone involved. Why we let the enemy swarm us with volleys I have no clue. Wasted quite solid masonry from Sgt. Merzlikins too. I am perturbed.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
The north is a cruel area for many reasons. They speak French which isn’t right and are quite rude. Nonetheless we did battle and trotted out a sad formation. Let’s hope for a better showing at Fort Nationwide.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
We returned to the city where brothers love. Nothing has changed and the locals had another battle in them. PFC Marchment dealt the final volley and Sgt. Greaves provided excellent redoubts.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
I despise these men from the island. I go to bed every night with nightmares of these “people”. This was a must win I will admit. Rather unfortunate from the black and white brigade too.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
A large squid creature attacked Fort Nationwide this afternoon. No match for our volleys as five were sent into the beast repelling it. Quite the series of victories.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
The New Yorkers attacked Fort Nationwide this fine evening. We are riding a wave of victory and this battle was no different. Six volleys is quite a number and yet another glorious victory for the Union.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
Gale force winds whipped against Fort Nationwide this evening. They proved no match for Sgt. Greaves and his strong masonry along with five volleys poured into the enemy lines. A glorious victory for the Union.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
We valiantly marched on the city with brother love. No clue why they call it that no love was shown and the battle was ground to a stalemate. Excellent masonry of Sgt. Greaves and a final brave bayonet charge by Sgt. Marchenko sealed our victory.
Yours,
Rick
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Dearest Martha,
The swamp kitties are quite the evil foe. Never has an alcohol cabinet been in more danger than the swamps of Florida. The men did send volleys but they were repelled by a former engineer of ours. Dubious call by the black and white brigade as well.
Yours,
Rick
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