Commanding the 2–5th Regiment of the Calgorithmic Army and watching the Knicks during the off season
Joined September 2025
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May 24
After 23 days away from a road environment, the Knicks look a little jittery early on.
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Mar 8
The library at Royce Hall is louder than Pauley Pavilion. This is not a home court impact but a reflection of the massive disadvantage of cross country road travel has on conference play this year.
Mar 3
UCLA is 8-1 at home in Big Ten play & 16-1 at home on the season.
And they are favored to win tonight against Nebraska.
Which makes sense. So UCLA right?
Wrong. Give me the Cornhuskers -3.5
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Jan 31
The heated Cal Miami rivalry lived up to its ACC legacy with bears coming up victorious on the road.
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Jan 20
Funny how that works: the conference that absorbed most of “The Conference of Champions” keeps winning national titles — and the one that absorbed the least has won exactly zero.
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Jan 9
The playoff travel fatigue is real. Ole miss and Miami fans have to travel across the country in the middle of a work week right after the holiday break. Just so stupid. @EmptySeatsPics
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Jan 9
Pritchard is HOTTER than the cheerleaders!
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Jan 2
A reminder that @paulfinebaum had the worst college football take of all time after Indiana extended Cignetti earlier this year.
7 Dec 2025
Stephen A. Smith: "Did Indiana make the right move with Cignetti?"
Paul Finebaum: " They did not...I'm still not convinced that Curt Cignetti is one of the top coaches in America.”
@OldTakesExposed
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Jan 2
Aside from the UCLA tarp in the end zone, this is exactly what the Rose Bowl stands will look like next time Indiana plays on the road here.
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Jan 1
Fernando Mendoza made index cards to study past Heisman winners before coming to the event….and the announcers were surprised by this?
That is light work for the Haas Cal grad.
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Jan 1
The price for Rose Bowl tickets is plummeting. $120 gets you midfield. That’s a fraction of what it would cost to see them play a mid-tier SEC team in Tuscaloosa.
End this charade. More playoff homes games.
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Jan 1
Fuck the Rose Bowl.
It only exists in its current form because a bunch of cranky geriatrics decided it couldn’t be upgraded to an NFL stadium. Now it holds all of college football hostage so they can have their precious New Year’s Day game—red sweater vests, parade to kickoff, the whole thing.
Tear it down. Build much-needed housing. LA will do just fine with its *checks notes* FOUR other football-eligible venues
31 Dec 2025
“Every Saturday through the month of December should belong to CFB”
Dan Lanning saying what needs to be said
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30 Dec 2025
I don’t ever want to see Europeans virtue signal about climate change. I’ve boarded three high speed trains while in Europe this week and they had the heat cranked up over 80 degrees.
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27 Dec 2025
Somehow Mark Davis’s house is uglier than the Raiders record.
27 Dec 2025
Insane: Raider owner Mark Davis is building a new $14 MILLION mansion in Las Vegas that looks nearly identical to Allegiant Stadium.
One of the nicest homes you will ever see 🤯
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25 Dec 2025
3:30am in Europe while on Vacation: “21-0. That’s game, time for bed.” Morning: “Oh no.” The Wilcox era didn’t just lose games, it installed software that needs to be debugged.
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22 Dec 2025
Just to show what an impact the transfer portal has. Aside from the top QB going to a busted program, the next 3 lead their teams to the CFP and include a Heisman winner. As for the 5th guy, he will do all of those things in time.
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