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Your shit go too hard
This combo is heaven on earth
Noddles and bread 🍞 I can never stop loving this combo 🥰
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Terrorist survivior ….you dey here too?😆
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Nooo
Why not start from ikoyi
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Just pee on it
How do you wash your catfish? Do you just boil water and pour the hot water on the fish to remove the slime or you use only salt to wash it off till it’s perfectly clean?
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M.D retweeted
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But what were bedbugs doing before beds were invented??
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Why is “Dreamt” the only English word that end with “mt”
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You forgot daddy
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Maybe just get a bigger mat
I no even feel comfortable on my new bed yet. Mat don master my body. Ahh, poverty die! 💔😭😭
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For self defense na
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I can't see this alone, what's my girlfriend doing with knife in her hand bag?
Guys hope I'm safe like this?
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“I don’t want to learn how to roll so I won’t be addicted to it”
no worry na so me sef talk am when I start, you go soon turn expert
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Bro even if na small Grounded pepper add am
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Moi-moi and noodles.
I had this for breakfast at a friend's place and it was delicious; Great combo. I recommend.
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Styles plenty, na you never thief
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M.D retweeted
Jun 13
After killing a cockroach
The ants 2 minutes later:
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Where you see money buy bed!?
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Style bokku
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Style full everywhere, na you never thief.
This shii cracks me up crazy
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