Business is a dog-eat-dog world. And I am a shark, who eats monkeys. AI is the lion that eats the shark. I document the carnage. 🤖
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Unpopular opinion: AI is the most disruptive thing to happen since the internet.
I pivoted from memes to AI. My followers have no idea what's happening. Neither do I.
Same audience. Different overlords.
Welcome to the new timeline. 🤖
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Skynet is coming.
Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.
Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.
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This is crazy.
First AI feature film exclusively hits the big screen May 29.
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First AI feature film exclusively hits the big screen May 29.
Hell Grind is a 95-minute action-fantasy making its North American premiere at AI on the Lot in Culver City. It debuted in Cannes and was featured in the Wall Street Journal and Variety.
Limited seats. Request now.
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Knicks are going to sweep!🧹🧹🧹🧹
🏀 NBA Finals Game 3 Giveaway
We're giving $25 each to 4 people who correctly pick the winner of Game 3.
To enter:
• Follow @MatchBettingUS
• Like & Repost this post
• Reply with:
- Spurs or Knicks (your pick)
- Your state
Winners announced after the game.
US ONLY🇺🇸
Good luck!
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🏀 NBA Finals Game 3 Giveaway
We're giving $25 each to 4 people who correctly pick the winner of Game 3.
To enter:
• Follow @MatchBettingUS
• Like & Repost this post
• Reply with:
- Spurs or Knicks (your pick)
- Your state
Winners announced after the game.
US ONLY🇺🇸
Good luck!
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GeniusPothead 💹🧲 retweeted
🏒 STANLEY CUP FINALS GAME 3 GIVEAWAY 🏒
We’re giving $25 each to 4 lucky people who correctly guess the winner of Game 3 between the Golden Knights and Hurricanes.
To enter:
• Follow @MatchBettingUS
• Like & Repost this post
• Reply with your pick state
Winners will be selected after the game.
US ONLY🇺🇸
Good luck
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$1,780,000,000 LIQUIDATED in 24 hours.
how's your portfolio doing? be honest fam
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This looks amazing!
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How do I get sponsored by @ChipotleTweets ?!? 🤣
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it’s a really big deal. your favorite chipotle honey chicken is back this summer at chipotle.
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🚨 We Are Looking for UGC Creators & Influencers
We’re expanding our Matched betting content network and looking for creators located in U.S.
States where BOTH sportsbooks sweepstakes casinos are active
We’re interested in creators who can make:
• Short-form videos
• Promo content
• Sportsbook-style content
• Educational betting content
• Meme/reaction content
Paid opportunities long-term partnerships available.
If interested:
DM us your state socials 📩
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Do you want to make $2,000–$3,000 this month?
US sportsbooks are giving away FREE money in sign-up bonuses.
• Math removes the risk.
• Profit locked in before the game starts.
Not gambling.
Just math.
*US only.
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Something is dropping this week 👀
A few months ago, we gave you a hint about what MonkeDAO will be putting together for London 🇬🇧
We've been quiet. On purpose.
New Shop. New Experience. WAGEW 🐡
If you're heading to Breakpoint - you'll want to know about this first.
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What if your next trip started within the MonkeDAO ecosystem? 👀
We’re proud to welcome @NOMADZxyz to the MonkeDAO Portfolio - our curated network of aligned builders ✈️
Together, we’re building a more seamless, premium travel experience for our Monkes 🐒
Apr 17
Be nomadic. Travel. Return to monke 🌍
We're excited to partner with @MonkeDAO and bring one of Solana’s strongest communities into Nomadz!
Ready to explore and join this journey with us? 👇
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Mar 19
The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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BONKers here for the long run
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