My name is sort of Geoff. Half-blind, full-on jerk.
Joined January 2014
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Jun 7
I gave my cousins' kid 20$ for his 13th birthday today and his stepmom is mad at me because I told him it's important to have a little set aside that no one can get at but yourself. Some paranoia, it seems, is always a little good idea.
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Jun 4
If I can get one solid person to listen o Minor Threat for the first time this is all worth it.
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May 24
Never, ever gonna be excited about any anniversary for Marshal Mathers or Fred durst. It's not about your taste, it's about how much they suck as people. Party on Wayne.
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May 21
As someone who started losing sight late in life, I dream in full both-eyes 4k color and sometime, when I wake up, I just cry for a while. Can't avoid it, can't stop it. It gets in my eggs sometimes and that really irks me.
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May 20
Community facebook groups are STILL just infested with posts that you have to 7-degrees of kevin bacon yourself with to find out if you can make a joke without offending your mom's sister's brother in laws ex-wifes power washing companies CEO.
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May 15
A hoax on the scale of snake oil curing the croup. Which I assume RFK jr is hard at work bringing back.
May 13
The T1 Phone has arrived!! Those who pre-ordered the T1 Phone will be receiving an update email. Phones start shipping this week!!!
Community note
Video is AI, US flag has 11 then 9 stripes back texture is inconsistent.
Based on the specs the T1 is a rehoused T-Mobile REVVL 7 Pro 5G (a 2024 model, which retails on Amazon $126). Wingtech/Luxshare makes it in Jiaxing, Wuxi, or Kunming China. It’s not American made:
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May 10
I'ma gonna get drunk and listen to Fugazi cuase I got roots like I got depression.
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May 2
We emerge from youth all wide eyed like the rest, shedding skin faster than the skin can grow...
-The Weakerthans
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May 1
I have dated three (3) women who I now acknowledge just reminded me of Liz Lemon and I am okay with that.
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Apr 20
There is no sadder surface on the face of the earth than the gaunt echoing bottom of a bag of doritos
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Apr 18
One of you out there has to have a growing soul
One of you out there has to have a sharp pen.
One of you out there has to be able to identify his carotid artery.
One of you has to save the fuckin planet.
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Apr 15
'Want' by Jawbreaker is a song to end all songs. I saw A 40 year old woman play this on a casio at an open mic once, dedicated to her divorce, and cried.
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Apr 15
Joe Lally and Brendan Canty are the signal most important rhythm section since 2 cavemen started bonking heads in 4/4 time
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Apr 12
Purity tests are always fucking stupid unless in strict laboratory settings. I mean YOU leftists in particular you horde of well meaning nincompoops.
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Apr 8
Big Box stores not being 24hours anymore, what the fuck good are ya? Can't justify high prices if you all close up and go home at 10pm like the discount stores. Eat a bag of dicks, at fair market value you cunts.
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Apr 8
On this day, the most birth of my days, I had many fish tacos and slightly less home cocktails of homebrew ginger beers. An no world war 3
s broke out, so, we're ahead things by a bit. Also: fuck elon, fuck trump you owe me a coke.
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Mar 2
I can't stop war, I can't make it safe, I can't tell the world how to turn.
But, I can sing along to The Weakerthans and for now that is going to have to suffice.
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Feb 27
Some of you grew up without cousins you were supposed to call the cops on if they showed up at your house and we can all tell.
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