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16 Apr 2025
How much of "Drive" is historically accurate?
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I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I have chai-tea
And I'll gladly add milk and honey
To get that gross tea in me.
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Making my subordinates at work do gay stuff for pride month
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Took my kids to the river to celebrate the beauty of nature but found out Elon made a trillion dollars and made the kids sit in the car the whole time and they hated it.
Makes me sick this guy destroying our day.
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Geoff: almost 5’6” retweeted
Jun 13
mispronouncing a word based on how it's spelled is a sign of intelligence now because it means someone was actually reading
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Jun 13
The Spider Diet:
Every time you think of food, think of swallowing a spider.
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Jun 13
We could eliminate
For a year
Jun 13
If we put a 10% wealth tax on Musk, we could eliminate extreme poverty for a year while he would remain a trillionaire.
Let the gross immorality of our modern economy sink in.
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Jun 13
Just like we're in early stage capitalism, we're actually still in the early Church. Humanity went on thousands of years after Adam and Noah before Christ came and has thousands of years to go.
You're still in church history, even now.
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Geoff: almost 5’6” retweeted
Jun 13
There is nothing more American than making your own gun.
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They claimed it was too good for normies to use then gave normies a preview while saying it was an existential risk then the government took them seriously....
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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SCIENTISTS call it cottage cheese because the first time it was found was in an archeology dig in an ancient cottage
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Geoff: almost 5’6” retweeted
Jun 12
It's a funny thing to celebrate this nation's birth at a time where everything is officially nerfed and the prospect of the kind of men doing the kind of thing that was done then is framed as the most evil possibility
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Geoff: almost 5’6” retweeted
Jun 12
If you're a moot now rich from SpaceX, I'm raising
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In the days of slavery, slaves were called "gloves" because your hands stayed clean when they worked.
Automotive companies included glove boxes in cars because that was all the storage slaves were allowed when riding in their masters cars.
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What are some good shart strategies for a guy just getting into sharts?
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