Red Sox fan, all my tweets are made in a satirical manner
Joined November 2015
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12 Oct 2025
Don’t make me pin this (it’s pinned)
12 Oct 2025
My next pinned tweet team:
2025-2026 BOSTON BRUINS
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Jun 12
This guy is on such a generational heater I don’t think prime Michael Jordan could guard him right now
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Jun 13
Freddy!!!
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WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!
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Jun 9
Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”
@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:
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“It’s filled with popcorn.”
Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.
First look at the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for ‘THE ODYSSEY’.
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Europeans seeing a live Pop-Tart being executed during half time of a World Cup match
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Jun 8
There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.
Want a 7th year?
Sure
Broke rules?
Ahhhh, it’s fine.
There AREN’T any rules.
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Tweet of the year nominee 😂😂
Is that for Tony Brothers
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Jun 9
This is messed up, but I can’t lie those dudes are striping the ball on some tough lies
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I just went 120-42 on @ChasinBase. Can you hit 116 wins and break the MLB record? #Chasin117 chasinbase.com/r/5ysu9895
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Bro
24 Sep 2024
The Covid pandemic and lockdown did irreversible damage to the development/psyche of younger people across the globe but gd these new kids are putting out nfl edits like it’s the only thing keeping them alive
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2010 LeBron James organically appearing to complete my first 82-0 team
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This is why he’s the GOAT btw
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Done with that 82-0 game because I swear Charlotte and Memphis have weighted odds of showing up
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Jun 3
This 82-0 game is fun but Lebron being all 5 positions is crazy glaze. Also stop giving me 2000s Charlotte man
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Jun 3
For all my American Basketball Fans…
I give you college basketball team comparisons for ALL 48 TEAMS at the World Cup ⚽️🏀
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