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Joined June 2010
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Pete "Potential War Criminal" Hegseth just rolls off the tongue instagram.com/reel/DWRQNRFDD…

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Cher calls her fans "Cher Crew" when "Cherholders" was right there.
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Disappointed in @EmagineTheatres. I can't eat popcorn. Free popcorn for my birthday isn't a thing I can use. #28YearsLaterTheBoneTemple
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Why doesn't the @waynecounty Sheriff know pulling people over to give them gift cards is illegal?
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Garbage. Every single one of them. And anyone who supports this.
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Hey @grok, how many elected Republicans have been arrested this year for sex crimes committed against children in the USA?
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Has anyone else received the one-time offer for Twitter Premium at 30% off, multiple times?
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Loaded a bunch of books into the Little Free Library near me (bonus points if you can spot one of mine).
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Hey, @kroger, you wanna come get this?
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I started a new series on Reddit. Check out, "There's an Invisible Gorilla in My House with the Only Key and I Just Put on Banana Cologne." reddit.com/r/scarystories/s/…
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I'm convinced the person who drives this car is in constant search for @greypoupon_us.
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Can I put in my order for the 2026 Oscars? Best Original Screenplay - @SinnersMovie Best Supporting Actor - @authenticdelroy Best Costumes - @SinnersMovie Best Director- #RyanCoogler
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instagram.com/reel/DJ6y-7CxI… @waynecountymi Is Kim Worthy going to do anything about this?

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Hey, @Walmart, who is this guy and why did he just take pictures of my car? #Canton #MI
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