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I said to my daughter, "| would take a bullet for you.
My daughter said, "Dad, you're probably the reason we're being shot at.”
Me, “It still counts."
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Do not attempt to put your bike on the centre stand whilst wearing wet flip flops. Stupid boy.
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My mate has just bought a dog that only understands commands in Spanish.
I asked him what breed he was, he said, “He's Espanyol.”
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Jun 12
If you've never tried blind fold archery...
You just don't know what you are missing.
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Jun 11
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
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I told my mate that I am addicted to seaweed.
He said you should sea kelp.
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Last night I stayed in the Duke William, Canterbury on the first day of my road trip to Germany
What a fantastic pub!
Because I’m leaving for Le Shuttle before breakfast they gave me a breakfast hamper
It was fantastic, and the chocolate velvet ruby fortified wine was delicious
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If a bee is bothering you, don’t swat it and don’t run away.
Just look at it.
Because seeing is bee leaving.
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I just wrote an apology in dots and dashes.
It's my Remorse Code.
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