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Such a long hisspuff fart

Saw this tree and thought it looked like a nob, have a nice day

Japanese scientists have created artificial blood that works for any blood type. It’s made from expired donor blood and can last up to 5 years in the fridge or 2 years on a shelf, unlike regular blood that spoils in just 42 days. This discovery could be a major breakthrough in emergency care, battlefield medicine, and areas without access to proper medical facilities. Early tests in healthy volunteers look good so far, and if all goes well, it could hit real-world use by 2030.

Irish stew on for later :)

French acrobat Bastien Dausse created a device that simulates lunar gravity.

Monkey reacts in disgust to a century egg. x.com/fluxfolio_/status/2026…

Not AI

Advanced Physics Department's Christmas tree

Mmm ginger dutch barn and vanilla oatmilk nightcap

I love Grok

Being conceived from dripping out of anal, counts as immaculate conception or do we just call it a wet fart

Yo @rickygervais @DutchBarnVodka how do I use these points