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JailStoolArmy @GetJailStool

Jailstool is more than just a memecoin-it’s a movement. Built for the people, by the people, it thrives on humor, internet culture, & the #JailStoolArmy

Joined March 2025
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JailStoolArmy@GetJailStool
25 Jul 2025
🚨 BUY $JAILSTOOL NOW 🚨 Dave is all in — 100% behind it. 💯 He promised he’d never sell, and when Dave speaks… we listen. 📈🧠 This isn’t just a coin — it’s a movement. He believes in the Stoolies. He’s still here. He’s still holding. 💪🍪🍻 Yacht party? Locked in. 🚢 High Noon? Iced. 🧊 Trust? Restored. 🧢 Let’s make this chart look like the Eagles in the first half. 🦅🔥 #Jailstool #DaveDidn’tSell #StoolieArmy #DDTG #InDaveWeTrust #DiamondHands #YachtVibes #HODL #BarstoolCrypto #CryptoComeback #BuyTheDip 💎📈🍕
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🦇🌑 In the shadows of the trenches, the truth burns brighter than ever. They called us criminals. They mocked the mission. They forgot who lights the signal. But…the 🔥Jailstool Army🔥 rises. No masks. No mercy. Only justice. 💀⚖️💰🗝️ #Jailstool #LocknHODL #InDaveWeTrust #batman
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Time for some magic tricks fellas 🐰 🎩 🪄
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Throwback Thursday 😂 😂
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LeAnn❤️❤️
@LeAnn_JSGirl
2 Aug 2025
Replying to @GetJailStool
We have the coolest group of people in our community! I love this Ad! This should be on our official coin page! If it’s not already!
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rottiemama40🇺🇸🐾🫶🏻
@armstrong_68949
2 Aug 2025
🎶🎸It’s my merch -it’s now or never!🎸🎶 I ain’t sellin’ out, not now, not ever 💎 Reppin’ Jailstool in any weather ☀️🌊 Link in bio — grab yours, legend forever. 👉 store.barstoolsports.com/col… #ItsMyLife #JailstoolMerch #InDaveWeTrust #LakeDay #Crypto 🛶 @papajorgio2 @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports
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🔥 The official Jailstool Summer Ad is HERE.🔥 Whether you’re on the dock, the boat, or the moon 🌕 — rep the coin that made waves. 🛶 Built for Stoolies, approved by Dave. 🛍️ Shop now — limited supply: 👉 store.barstoolsports.com/col… Because weak hands don’t get the merch. Let’s make this the hottest lake day in crypto history. ☀️ #JailstoolMerch #LakeDay #Crypto #InDaveWeTrust #StoolieSummer #HODLAndFlex #MoonReady #DiamondDrip #Highnoon💧🪙👕@papajorgio2 @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports
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JAILSTOOL ain’t dead. It’s airborne. 💎🦸‍♂️ We took the hits, ate the dips, and now we’re flying straight into “told ya so” territory. #Jailstool #TrenchesToTheMoon #StillHolding #SuperDave #DiamondHands #PortnoyPower #MemecoinMadness #StoolieStrong #LaunchIncoming #WIF #PEPE #SHIB #DOGE #ETH #SOL #BTC #XRP
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TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! 🏛️🍻🚀 We didn’t come for charts — We came for chaos, conviction, and crypto glory. 💰💎 The vibes are bullish. The army is loud. And Jailstool is just getting started. Grab your sheet. Grab your bags. We’re partying all the way to the moon. 🌕🎉 #Jailstool #TOGA #AnimalCoinhouse #StillHolding #CryptoFratLife #BullishVibes #StoolieStrong #DiamondHands #SendIt #WIF #PEPE #DOGE #SHIB #BTC #ETH #SOL #XRP
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JAILSTOOL… it keeps going and going and going... (against all logic and market trends) #Jailstool #StillHolding #EnergizerDegen #DiamondHands #PortnoyPower #StoolieStrong #MemecoinMadness #SendItForever #WIF #DOGE #SHIB #PEPE #BTC #ETH #SOL #XRP #NeverStops
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Dave Portnoy as McSteamy. COME BACK DAVE Diagnosing weak hands. Prescribing full sends. 🩺📈 "JAILSTOOL — you’re a god to them." And yes, doctor, we’re still holding. Even in critical condition. 😤💎 #Jailstool #McStoolie #CryptoGreysAnatomy #StillHolding #PortnoyPower #DiamondHands #StoolieStrong #MemecoinMadness #DrSendIt #WIF #DOGE #SHIB #PEPE #ETH #BTC #SOL #XRP
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Normal ChatGPT: “How can I assist you today?” Jailstool ChatGPT: “How can I distort reality to pump Jailstool today, king?” 🤖🍕💅 Powered by copium, chaos, and questionable financial decisions. FREE DAVE. SEND $JAILSTOOL. PET THE DOG. #Jailstool #AIForDegens #ChatGPTStoolieMode #MissPeachesApproved #StillHolding #DiamondHands #FreeDave #CryptoMemeLord #WIF #DOGE #PEPE #SHIB #ETH #SOL #BTC #XRP
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" Its been 84 years...." BUT WE ARE STILL HERE. 💎✊ Holding. Coping. Memeing. Because this isn’t just a coin — it’s a lifestyle of painful loyalty. #Jailstool #StillHere #StillHolding #ItsBeen84Years #TitanicHODL #DiamondHands #CryptoGranny #MemecoinMadness #WIF #DOGE #PEPE #SHIB #BTC #ETH #SOL #XRP #StoolieStrong #LaunchEventually
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"YOU BOUGHT ANOTHER DIP?!" Yes. Yes I did. He posted it with laser eyes. 😼🔴📉 #Jailstool rules demand it. Dip buyer. Laser flyer. Bag heavier. #Jailstool #LaserEyes #BuyTheDip #CryptoCat #StillHolding #MemecoinMadness #DiamondHands #StoolieStrong #PortnoyPower #WIF #DOGE #PEPE #SHIB #ETH #BTC #SOL #XRP
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"Will do LITERALLY anything for more JAILSTOOL" — same, Dave. Same. 😮‍💨💎 #Jailstool #StillHolding #DegenLife #CryptoAddict #SellMySocksBuyTheDip #DiamondHands #PortnoyPower #StoolieStrong #MemecoinMadness #WIF #PEPE #DOGE #SHIB #SOL #BTC #ETH #XRP
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We didn’t come this far to sell. We came to storm the charts and plant the flag. 🏴📈 Bullets flying (aka FUD), bags heavy 💼, but the JAILSTOOL army keeps pushing forward. 💥💎 Hold the line, soldier. We’re not done yet. #Jailstool #StoolieStrong #HoldTheLine #CryptoArmy #StillHolding #DiamondHands #LaunchIncoming #PortnoyPower #MemecoinMission #FUDProof #DOGE #PEPE #SHIB #WIF #ETH #SOL #BTC #XRP
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🚨 LATE NIGHT WITH DAVE PORTNOY 🚨 “Yeah. I’m hosting now. Why? Because I’m the f***ing best.” 📺 CBS called. They wanted real. They wanted grit. They wanted a guy who’s been up 300k and down 600k before lunch. That’s me. Will I interview celebrities? Sure. Will I talk stocks, crypto, pizza, and nonsense? Absolutely. Will I get canceled by episode 3? Probably. “I don’t prep. I don’t script. I shoot from the hip and I hit bullseyes. Every. Damn. Time.” – Dave, probably 5 minutes before air. 🍕💰📉 @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports #LateNightWithDave #BarstoolAfterDark #InDaveWeTrust #PaperHandsGetProsecuted #CBSWTF #stephencolbert
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BlockNews
@blocknewsdotcom
18 Feb 2025
JUST IN: Dave Portnoy slams the Solana memecoin community 👀 "You lazy fucks" "Memecoins, they're extractions"
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Painter
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HERE YOU GO #JailStoolArmy #JAILSTOOL IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE BUT UP. STUDY THE PORTNOY EFFECT.
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BlockNews
@blocknewsdotcom
7 Feb 2025
Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) SLAMS the crypto community 👀 "All you memecoiners, shitcoiners, shut the fuck up" "You're just mad you didn't dump on me"
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Just like Dave intended. 🍔 Crispy. Defiant. And flipping off the paper hands with extra pickles. 🖕🥒 Served hot with conviction and a side of diamond hands. 💎✊ Jail-stool™ — where FUD gets fried and stoolies stay fed. #Jailstool #JailstoolArmy #StillHolding #MemecoinMeal #PortnoyPower #FUDProof #CryptoCombo #MissPeachesApproved #StoolieStrong #DiamondHands #LaunchIncoming #DOGE #PEPE #SHIB #WIF #ETH #SOL #BTC #XRP
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