Dirty American hick here to get you blitzed on nic and masculinity. If youโre not old enough to buy nicotine, you ainโt old enough to talk to me, adults only
Joined September 2025
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What 80% of a guyโs chore time involves
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Cheering you on as you get your stinkhole slobbered on for the first time, buddy
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โI know a spot,โ and you get railed so hard you see stars
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Bro is pleasuremaxxing fr
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Cmere lil bro we can do both
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Car breaks down on your girls trip and this is the garage you get towed to
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And the same thing could happen to you, bro, get that thing out
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tfw itโs Monday but youโre a man so you get to do whatever you want
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Every guy should take some Hanes nudes and see how they turn out
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Brahโs making his own gars into the ultra premium shit
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Tarps off until further notice boys, it doesnโt matter what youโre doing, wet hot American summer is back early
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Me when you talk to me about nicotine or other bro shit
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Your sisterโs date is way too early so you gotta entertain him
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All you need, buddy
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Quality bro time at the lake. Beer on board, shirts off... next will be all those shorts!
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Coring out swamp ass at Swampfest, I fucking LOVE AMERICA
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Fratboy fuckboy summer is basically here, you can ditch your shirt until further notice
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