Fuck off anyone who puts 'all views are my own' here.
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9 May 2023
Have any of you considered blocking and ignoring the worst people in the world rather than sharing every stupid, abhorrent thing they've ever said or what
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Glad Peter Crouch is in the new Victorian Plumbing advert because there were previously at least three minutes a day when the lanky streak of piss wasn't on my fucking telly
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For crying out fucking loud, please stop using fucking ChatGPT or whatever to come up with flyers for business or events or whatever. They all look the fucking same and they all look fucking shite. Pack it the fuck in and hire a fucking graphic designer or do it yourfuckingself
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And don't come at me with your "but it's a real time-saver" bollocks. "Time-saver" means "half-arsed", and if it looks the fucking same as everything else then no fucker is going to notice it. What are you going to fill that saved time with? Certainly won't be with selling stuff
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Jun 11
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as football commentators love referring to South Africa as "Bafana Bafana"
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Jun 11
Ooh, fucking love an Alfa GTV, me
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Jun 10
The fuck's it got to do with you
Jun 10
is your pfp actually you?
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Jun 9
Actually owning a telly outright rather than renting the fucker from Granada
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FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T GROW UP PRIVILEGED, NAME SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS A LUXURY WHEN YOU WERE A KID
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Jun 6
Love that child-kicking robot as it taps into the part of my brain that used to watch You've Been Framed to see stupid kids falling off stuff
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Jun 4
Fuck, this bit between New Year and Christmas is really dragging now
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Jun 3
Get all ten-and-a-bit minutes of Gary Byrd's majestic "The Crown" right in your fucking tab-holes. That's an order youtu.be/bglEOTeBtqM?si=QAZi…
Gary Byrd & The GB Experience - The Crown [HQ Audio]
From 12" vinyl on Motown from 1983.
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Jun 2
There's a hell of a lot that's depressing about the modern world, and right up there is seeing the words "AI info" on a post
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Jun 1
Hope everyone's having a lovely evening except people that say "based off" instead of "based on"
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May 31
Apparently it's 40 years to the day since the Mexico '86 kicked off, which is all the excuse I need to post the greatest piece of World Cup music ever created: the fucking unimprovable "Aztec Gold" by Silsoe youtu.be/6Gv4To0N5oQ?si=4vuY…
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May 31
"Aztec Gold" was so good that ITV pressed it into service for the 1988 European Championships and for Saint and Greavsie youtu.be/oJbet6F3UZ4?si=KlPK…
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May 31
But who was Silsoe? Well, that was a pseudonym for Rod Argent, whose music career makes for impressive reading indeed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Ar…
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Wonder how many times Ally McCoist says "by the way" during a match. Must be in the thousands
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May 30
Hope everyone's having a lovely Saturday evening except those tedious fuckers that go out on the piss and tag themselves on Facebook at every single fucking pub they go to during the night
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May 30
"So-and-so was at the Duke of Cuntflap in some provincial shithole." Nobody gives a fuck, pal
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May 30
At least they've all stopped adding that asinine "drinking anything alcoholic" shite
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