From the ghetto to Staff Software Engineer. Might tweet about: #Bitcoin #Landlord #FreedomFries #USMC #SlangingCode #BeatingPeopleUp Tweets self-destruct.
Joined January 2008
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I often think of the kid that got tragically pulled into a wood-chipper on the job and his coworkers whose shocked responses were so erratic onlookers called 911 reporting they were being attacked by bees. Then the boss had a heart attack on the spot.
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Computer Shopper and Shotgun News were the pinnacle of pre-internet wish-list construction. They were the ultimate Sunday newspaper "toy section" for adolescent boys and grown ass men alike.
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One day, I'll have a sign in my business that reads: "In God we trust. Everybody else pays in Bitcoin."
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It just occurred to me that Boomers are the exact same generation as Yuppies and now I hate those mother-fuckers, too.
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"Cuban missile strike"? LOL, ok, these announcers are both trash and lit at the same time. They don't know wtf they're talking about...but it's entertaining!
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Not afraid to say it: I'm enjoying this MVP MMA card. The prelims were 🔥, let's see if the main card can keep up. But I am wondering: what's next? Is this a one-shot deal? Why aren't they selling the next card during THIS card?
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The "Ass Kicking Machine" just kicked another ass.
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Y'all might want to lookup Tennessee Code § 39-11-611(e)(2). Use of force (for self defense) is not justified "If the person using force provoked the other individual's use or attempted use of unlawful force". Chud is fucked.
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I try to warn people all the time that the law ain't common sense. The law is the law and you'd better fucking know what the law is if you're going to carry a weapon. The affirmative legal defense of "self defense" isn't what most people think it is.
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Ask a Bitcoiner if they want an annuity, they'll think you're nuts. Ask if they'd trade their 401k for a pension. "Hell no!" they'll say. Then they'll turn right around and buy STRC. STRC is a fantastic product. I might buy some when I'm 60. But there's no goddamn reason a 30 year old needs STRC any more than they should have an annuity.
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If I have to give you my email address just to see your conference's ticket prices...fuck your conference.
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People are arguing over whether this mf was black or white. He's clearly mixed, aka "black". But his name is "Cole". I could go either way.
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30 years of linux usage and I still have to "man ln" to remember whether the source or target comes first when creating symbolic links with ln.
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Are there any Guru grifters with more staying power than Tony Robbins? MF's infomercials had me wanting to walk across some hot coals since Jr High school and he's still in the game!
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The more I think about it, the more I think Strategy is never going to get into the S&P 500. Just because if they ever do, they're going to eat the world.
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I was prepared to roll my eyes so hard I was worried I might lose one. But I watched the clip and...I'll be damned. Dude's got a point. WTF even was that?
Apr 13
They’re not even hiding it anymore. 😂
This might be my favorite Artemis II conspiracy yet.
They are straight up laughing at you.
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I just learned a lot of vibe coders don't know wtf version control is or how to use it. Mind blown.
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Y'all remember when Obama got elected and MFs panic bought everything gun related they could find? I've still got hundreds of unopened PMAGs.
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I've been professionally slinging code so long I remember when SVN was the new hotness. It was a good run.
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