Musician, mathematician, writer and fixer of generally OK curries though by no means a professional at any of it. amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DL8D85HY
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May 22
Portal fantasy. Except:
A young girl walks into fire for someone she doesn't even like
and walks out carrying the power of a god.
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Begins as a yarn about annoying kids in a world they don't understand.
Becomes an encounter with the numinous.
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Apr 30
Kids go off to a magic realm, have adventure. *yawn*
Kids go off to a magic realm, get in trouble, will need an indescribable amount of self-improvement to get home, run the risk of learning lessons that can't be unlearned about Love and Sacrifice. Better?
Link in profile.
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Apr 28
This whole Ilhan Omar thing is like that "Madness of King George III" all over again, but...
turned up...
to eleven.
Thank you, I'll be here all week! Try the veal! Tip your waiter!
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Apr 26
So there's this one guy who bought my book two years ago and hasn't had time to read it yet, and I see him today and he's enthusing over Dungeon Crawler Carl and apparently has had plenty of time to read the whole series.
ngl I'm feeling the tiniest bit disappointed right now.
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Apr 18
If you like your portal fantasy to come with meaningful choices, tough consequences, and a lot of character improvement, jump right in.
Don't expect erotic adventures with minotaurs, though, nor wizards who speak dog-latin.
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Apr 17
I've said it before and I'm saying it again, and likely will have occasion to do so yet again:
Blimey, good job Starmer didn't do something really dodgy like eat a piece of cake.
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Apr 16
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A little thing, but mine own.
Volume Two just released.
Things are moving once again, Ten League Beyond the Wide World's End. But what and where the Crown is, and who wears it and what will be the result... you'll need to find out for yourself.
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Apr 6
So, I just uploaded my latest WIP to KDP as a Kindle ebook, and the uploader found a spelling mistake.
*A* spelling mistake.
In a 113,500-word manuscript.
*modest cough*
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Apr 1
It's a bit niche, I know, but are there any Jack Vance fans here who are familiar with the song "The Sexual Life of the Camel"?
Because here's another verse that came to me as I was stacking boxes today...
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Mar 6
Sometimes a pun just writes itself.
Check the link in my profile if you want to see if the rest of the book lives up to this.
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Feb 27
Never mind going to Turkey for dental work, I wish I'd gone there to study for my degree.
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Feb 12
If you want to see a young lady being schooled in jousting by a huge bullheaded man,
and he gives her a look that can only be described as minatory,
the link is in my profile.
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Feb 10
The kind of kids who knew how to game the system at Experiment House wouldn't have got anything out of Narnia.
Where could they have got something out of?
Link is in my profile.
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Feb 10
Just got done rereading That Hideous Strength. Last chapter, Dimble says that by tomorrow they will know who the next Pendragon is (Ransom is off to Perelandra). But we don't find out.
...Any guesses?
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Feb 9
Portal fantasy, but just to get home the kids need to reform, and by the time they have, they realise they have stepped into something bigger than they ever thought possible.
Product may contain numinosity (is that a word?). Link in profile.
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Feb 5
Blimey, it's a good job Starmer didn't do something really dodgy like eat a piece of cake.
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