writer, ad creative, voice actor, told I know more about social media than most Gurus - I'm not an influencer, it's just that the influencers listen to me.
Joined November 2011
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13 May 2024
Having some fun with a new app called Viggle. I made a 3d somewhat realistic version of Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal and used a sped up video of a friend dancing to add motion to him.
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13 May 2024
“When life gives you shit, you make Kool Aid”. — Samuel L. Jackson
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16 Jun 2023
If you walk backwards on a Möbius strip, your coffee cup is always full.
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22 Apr 2023
Mi tía clapperapp.com/video/no0Nvrg… via @theclapperapp We should all be this lucky!
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16 Apr 2023
Which is worse, artificial grape flavor or artificial banana flavor?
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13 Apr 2023
etsy.me/3Kq9Ebi via @Etsy What’s better than handmade jewelry? A handmade jewelry sale. Our cat, heart and fire and ice earrings are all 50% off for a few days only. All other items are 15% off.
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31 Mar 2023
Doing my taxes. Does anybody know what form you use to write off hush money payments to porn actresses?
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J S Gilbert retweeted
19 Mar 2023
Just bought a pair of pants online from one of the online only retailers.
They sent me an email with the story of the people behind the pants.
Are there people out their interested in this? Just couldn’t wait to learn of the innovators behind a pair of pants? 👖
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16 Mar 2023
I thought I had lost my mind, but then I found it. It was on my pillow.
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16 Mar 2023
Why is it that whenever there’s a UFO sighting, the people that photograph it or video it always have the cheapest, crappiest cameras?
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28 Feb 2023
Is “Sudsy” a better name for a boy or a girl? Asking for a friend.
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J S Gilbert retweeted
23 Dec 2022
Today, youChat goes live.
Open, broadly capable, conversational AI for search with knowledge of recent events and citations of sources.
Search and chat of the future: you.com/search?q=what was th…
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1 Feb 2023
Check out all the new, cool jewelry items at handmadebyjs.com and take an extra 25% off the already low prices by using VIP25 at checkout. Featured here are some cool new looks for teens, tweens or anyone who is young at heart.
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16 Jan 2023
etsy.me/3ZR5Sir via @Etsy My store is having a grand opening sale. Free gifts, giveaways. Rings, earrings, cufflinks, earrings, bracelets
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8 Jan 2023
ChatGPT, with it’s many limitations, extreme political correctness may produce some things that are significantly better than many people who call themselves “writers” can, simply points to how unprepared many of today’s writers truly are.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunnin…
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15 Dec 2022
Is it just me or have the twitter bots gotten more polite?
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J S Gilbert retweeted
15 Dec 2022
According to the IEA, cities account for 67% of global energy consumption and more than 70% of global carbon emissions. Is your city part of the solution? signify.co/3uMdJzj
#MaketheGreenSwitch #LEDLighting #TheFutureIsNow
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4 Dec 2022
I tell you, I have half a mind to return the Hanukkah present I bought for Kanye.
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