🚨 A MAN SPENT 6 YEARS WATCHING 2,000 EPISODES OF WHEEL OF FORTUNE TO TRACK WHICH HUSBANDS GOT DIVORCED — AND THE RESULTS ARE BREAKING PEOPLE’S BRAINS
A man is going viral after revealing he spent SIX YEARS building what may be one of the most unhinged relationship studies the internet has ever seen.
His mission?
Figure out whether husbands who publicly praise their wives stay married longer.
So he:
• watched nearly 2,000 episodes of Wheel of Fortune
• logged how male contestants introduced their wives
• separated “my beautiful wife” guys from the men who just said “my wife”
• then spent years tracking divorce records afterward
And according to his findings:
• husbands using complimentary adjectives had dramatically LOWER divorce rates
• men with nothing nice to say divorced at nearly 3X the rate within five years
• and the “audacious dudes” apparently got “kicked to the curb” at shocking rates
He even broke down:
• big money winners
• long-term marriage outcomes
• contestant demographics
• and “confirmed divorces” after airing dates
The internet is absolutely melting down over:
• the dedication
• the spreadsheet insanity
• and the fact someone sacrificed 6 years of their life to become the world’s leading Wheel of Fortune marriage analyst
Now the comments are exploding:
• “This is what happens when autism gains access to Excel.”
• “Bro created a relationship prediction model from game show footage.”
• “This is either genius or mental illness.”
• “The wife carried the family while he became the Rain Man of Wheel of Fortune.”
• “This man saw a pattern and REFUSED to let it go.”
Does the way someone publicly talks about their partner secretly reveal EVERYTHING about the relationship… or is this the most insane use of free time the internet has ever witnessed?
📹: TikTok/joeytoks