Laugh and grow fat.

Joined April 2009
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21 Oct 2018
Look at that knee
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Student debt relief? “Too expensive.” Universal healthcare? “Too expensive.” Housing the homeless? “Too expensive.” Trump’s Iran deal $300 BILLION? "Fuck yeah!" They always find the money. Just never for you.
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They said they didnt need Real Madrid players in the Spain team but the Barca players couldn’t even beat a country playing their first ever world cup with part time footballers and a 40 year old keeper

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Jun 15
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15.06.2018 - Cristiano Ronaldo's hat-trick 🇵🇹🎩 #FIFAWorldCup
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If for some reason you were the creator of this video and see this please send it to me. It was taken away from us to soon,
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Jun 14
Padres look like a major league team again with a bunch of minor leaguers
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Obsession gets a 0/10 from me, "imagine if an attractive woman loved you". I don't find that very scary.
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Opened Pinterest and this is the first image I saw
Opened Pinterest and this is the first image I saw
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Jun 9
These kind of nights at the ballpark 😍
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There’s nothing worse than hearing people at work who don’t know ball talk sports
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This is what it feels like after consuming coffee and cigarettes at 7am
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Jun 7
This hockey game 🤯
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Jun 6
Finally have our best hitter in the 3 spot
Game 63: Mets at Padres (McLean vs. Canning), 7:10 p.m. PT at Petco Park
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🚨🚨| GOAL: WHAT A STRIKE FROM ANTONEE ROBINSON!!!!!!! USA 1-1 Germany

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cigarette neck pillow 🚬
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Jun 4
Hopefully attendance at the next homestand takes a significant dip so management actually does something to make the team better
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RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike #Ad
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Jun 2
Define Greatness. Then Redefine It. @Cristiano @KingJames
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