I'd rather be sieging, and raiding! (Self governed, self owned.) Slight dabbler in the art of saying, go fuck yourself. Master at arms of, government is a scam!
Before I go to bed after a long ass day...I fixed your retarded smash burger craze by making it fucking Awesome! Or, rather a tad less retarded...Because who wants a burger that has 8 ounces of bread and 1 gram of patty?
๐บ๐ธ The Jackass cast rode a giant shopping cart through Hollywood handing out merch and free tickets to promote their final film, "Jackass: Best and Last," out June 26.
One last ride, literally.
Writer: Julie