Bro it’s gone from a little joke to a serious problem. It’s like maybe 50/50 that you’ll be able to get a shake or anything ice cream related @McDonalds . I’m at 39809, no shakes of any flavor.

The Democratic National Convention is featuring a Super Bowl.

To the blue Angels snowflakes: Whoa there, Captain Planet! Did a loud noise scare you? Sounds like someone needs a safe space from those big, bad airplanes. Maybe next year Seafair can just feature interpretive dance and artisanal tofu tastings. You know, something that won't traumatize the petunias or disrupt your deep thoughts about carbon footprints. And for the record, pretty sure those 'war machines' are actually just really cool jets doing awesome tricks, not actively stealing your kombucha money. But hey, at least you're consistent – always ready to ground anything that sounds too much like freedom or, you know, fun.

If Trump was an Epstein client that list would have been release a long time ago. That's not the reason. It's something bigger and a huge cover up we should all be pissed about!

DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY on @Clear. I travel a couple times per month. If the airport has a @Clear, it usually not open. When it is open the employees are rude. Today they wouldn’t accept my Global Entry ID. Save your money!

"Aren’t there some people who genuinely believe that they were born in the wrong body?" "Yes but there’s also schizophrenic people who believe they’re Batman and think they can fly off the Empire State Building. Pretending their delusion is true makes you evil, NOT virtuous."

WWIII ended a lot faster than I thought it would.

The only thing she should be calling is DoorDash, for a cheeseburger. You need some calories gurrrrllll

Gay people should just blend into society. They don't need to constantly bang a drum saying, "Hey, I'm gay!" Just be a person. Honestly, you'll find that most straights don't care what you do in your private life.

Dem officials think cussing makes them sound like an average Joe but really it sounds like me when I say skibidi to my son and his friends.

Is that booger sugar?

This is going to be funniest thing to happen in 2025.

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We will never see the Epstein client list and no one will ever be arrested because it was sanctioned by the CIA and used to blackmail people.

What happened to the Epstien files? @PamBondi had them on her desk like two month ago.

We could easily house all homeless veterans in comfort, provide them with food and healthcare for far less than what we spend on illegal aliens. I don’t get it.

We need to rally around Tesla. If you're in the market for a new car, you should really consider buying one. I love my model Y and plan to upgrade to a S when the refresh comes out. They are amazing cars! Tesla.com

Let's promote America loving businesses. What's an America first company you support over their woke competitors?