ALT Just a weave What did Perrin say about Nyneave’s discovery of the cure for baldness? It’s just a weave! Behind the text is a black and white picture of a man in profile, looking down sorrowfully, resting his forehead on the knuckles of his hand. He is bald, with a neatly trimmed black and white beards, wearing glasses, a black shirt and a leather wrist watch. In the background a wall clock is partly visible.

ALT Yellow Eye Check Up Yesterday I got an eye check up from Yellow. “Your results aren’t good”, she told me. “Can I see them?” I asked. “Probably not”. Behind the text is a blurry stone wall before a light background, cutting the picture in two horizontally. A tan owl is looking over it, so that just its round, very yellow eyes are visible, looking directly at the camera.

ALT Quarter staff Why don’t Two Rivers Tabac farmers worry when 75% of their workers call in sick? Because they can easily handle a quarterstaff! The Background shows a stock picture of a man looking morosely at a white thermometer he is holding up. His head is resting in his other hand, he wears a gray striped bathrobe over a shirt and sweater, and in front of him a white mug and medicine bottles can be seen.

ALT Red Cross Non Prophet Why can’t Masema work for the Red Cross? Because it’s a Non-Prophet organisation The text is on a bright yellow background. To its left are two hands of a white person, cradling a red heart in their palms. The heart seems to be made of rubber, and has a bold white cross on it.