>there is a controversial republican in office >america is at war >there is a gas crisis >we're going to the moon Welcome back 1973

Why are you doing this let my wife go please theres money in the safe cotton eye joe

This was in my local Facebook group and idk what to think anymore

Nothing would make me happier than to be *technically* the first guy to do a new thing because for centuries after the *ACKSHULLY* guy will annoy people with my achievement.

Instead of telling me I didn't get the job they sent a Michelin star sashimi chef to chop my dick off

I mentor a young lad with poor literacy skills who is starting a landscaping business. He struggles to communicate with clients in a professional manner. I created a GPT3-powered Gmail account to which he sends a message. It responds with the text to send to the client.

In the declining weeks of Half-Life 2’s development, as many team members faced malnourishment, Gabe Newell brought in a large Party Burger to appease his staff. According to several employees, it “smelled like victory and tasted like a lobster raised in an ocean of gasoline.”

We are the #Hope that exists in the world...Now it's time to spread it! @glendawrenn @iristhedragon @davidwcovington

Streaming YouTuber drawing requests with only the chat as reference. This is what chat said @FilthyFrank looks like.

I just played slither.io and got a length of 268.8! Can you beat that? slither.io Slither.io

@BartAndrews #Challenge can You turn this post into a meme/Pictured moment of hope for all your amazing followers?

This awesome guy came to my school to speak too.

Joe spoke at my school today. Very powerful stuff.

I made a gif. Hope you like it.