Time Traveling Alien, Woodsman, Artisan, Jester, Quick-Change Comedian, Tight-Rope Street Walker, and Word Acrobat. Welcome to my beard.

Joined January 2009
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I didn’t want to believe it but, Disclosures Day is a waste of time. Maybe the last 10 minutes are worth the while the rest….. oooofff!
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It’s funny cuz it’s true.
What y’all have to understand about him is that he is not trying to appeal to women. Hell, he’s not even trying to appeal to men. He’s trying to appeal to Peter Thiel.
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Oscar winner Colin Firth's ex-wife Livia launches extraordinary attack on Gwyneth Paltrow and cancels Hollywood star's visit to her Italian farm over her 'disgusting' advert for Israeli development. Read the story from Saturday's Eden Confidential: dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
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🚨 WTF?! Al Jazeera confirms 77,000 Japanese citizens were found dead alone in their homes last year, some undiscovered for months! The crisis is so catastrophic that a yogurt delivery company is now the frontline survival network to check if the elderly have collapsed!
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That’s pride month coming to destroy their event with a thunderstorm
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LOLOLOLOL!! 🤣😂
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It keeps getting better.

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My Hero.
Jewish actress Miriam Margolyes says I do not believe in a Jewish state and It will never be on the land of Palestine
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DELICIOUS.
Y’all I’m not gonna say what you think I’m gonna say. This is from the New York Post. They sniff his crack like they’re looking for truffles. Things are shifting…
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Y’all I’m not gonna say what you think I’m gonna say. This is from the New York Post. They sniff his crack like they’re looking for truffles. Things are shifting…
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I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine. But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling. Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect. And for that I am so grateful. This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again. And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.
MAGA supporters have seemingly had a change of heart about attacking the former first son, with many now championing him for his sobriety. thedailybeast.com/how-hunter…
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Hunter Biden is going to be a big, big problem for the GOP. Listen to what he’s saying here. He literally has receipts.
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Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit
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Sleepy Donald.
🇺🇸 Donald Trump parece quedarse dormido “al estilo Biden” en su silla durante un anuncio en la Oficina Oval.
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