Goats pictured are used with permission or attribution. Most of the goat pics are by @JodyJunebug_64 TikTok: @walleyeinthehouse

Joined March 2015
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As a goat, I want to implement a RESTful interface
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As a farm team, we want to collaborate across species boundaries so that curiosity, creativity, and excellent ears can all contribute to success.
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As a goat, I want to greet every @Jeep that visits our corner of Route 66 so that travelers know they're among friends. #GoatYourKicks #Route66
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As a goat, I want elevated visibility into paddock operations so that I can provide effective oversight while remaining seated.
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As a goat, I want to eliminate deadwood dependencies so that new growth can be delivered faster.
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As a goat, I want to begin the sprint by aggressively parkouring off my coworkers, so that the team stays agile.
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As a senior caprine engineer, I want to remain visible in the aisle while contributing no further labor, so that I appear technically online.
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As a goat I want to occupy the premium chair without explanation, so that everyone understands hierarchy.
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As a senior caprine engineer, I want production access to the fence latch, so that we can accelerate outbound deployment velocity.
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As a goat who respects feedback, I want to gently push limits so that assumptions may be surfaced early.
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As a remote-work goat I want casual access to the countertop grahams so that I may maintain morale throughout the afternoon.
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As a leadership goat, I want key stakeholders arriving with dramatically reduced ear capacity so that difficult feedback remains manageable.
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As a governance goat, I want to establish a cross-functional partnership with the scream bird so that blockers may be surfaced early.
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As an infrastructure goat, I want nobody touching the legacy truck wiring so that production may continue shambling forward, close to the metal.
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As a government goat, I want to dispatch my weekly justification email so that I can prove I'm the GOAT and not merely a scapegoat.
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Most of the full text from screenshot is in alt text! Got a bit cut-off, but DM me your literary GOAT submissions. The Chief Editorial Goat reserves the right not to post submissions for any reason.
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As a goat I want you to help me revert, if needed so that I can deploy with impunity.
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As a goat [tweeter] I wanted to return to this account soon so that I could heal from losing my [human] mom recently. To bring back joy with our shared love for goats in tech. If Twitter doesn't die, I'll meet you back at the barn. Thank you, @mmrobins @JodyJunebug_64 @lgiles.
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Goat User Stories retweeted
28 Aug 2022
Hot day, hot song. The goats and I are feeling Heated, @Beyonce. Loving this track. #GoatSongs #Renaissance
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As a goat I want to see eye to eye with my colleagues so that we aren't being a couple of asses.
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