they/them
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8 Nov 2024
nick frost is knocking it out of the park with this actual horror persona but i'm not gonna lie i still kinda want him to choke me
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8 Nov 2024
like he's really fuckin good and sinister in this role but also he's so typecast as cuddly and sweet
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8 Nov 2024
O Fortune,
like the moon
you are changeable,
ever waxing
ever waning;
hateful life
first oppresses
and then soothes
playing with mental clarity;
poverty
and power
it melts them like ice.
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8 Nov 2024
we're not the first people in this kind of moment and we probably won't be the last. fortune waxes and wanes. poverty and power dissolve like ice.
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8 Nov 2024
i spent like $900 to get an extremely niche IBM-PCjr knock off delivered and then like $50 to uber it home so i could feel some kind of way about a faintly humming CRT monitor with clicky floppy disk drives that was manufactured before i was born AND IT IS STILL NOT MY POLITICS
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8 Nov 2024
"KIDS TODAY DO NOT LIKE THE THINGS I LIKED WHEN I WAS THEIR AGE TWENTY YEARS AGO" IS A FASCISM YOU'RE DOING A FASCISM SHUT UP YOU FAILED JON LOVETT CLONE FREAK
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8 Nov 2024
most of what he said were abject lies or half truths but fuck yeah let's clear the bar of "we disarm violent terrorists" like christchurch never fucking happened
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8 Nov 2024
six prime ministers in a row who couldn't string a sentence together sure does make one who can't do so without lying through his teeth sound appealing i guess
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8 Nov 2024
israel, every day for the last year for some fucking reason: antisemitism is when you say epstein was a bad man. if you love israel you will put all the *spits* leftist jews in reeducation camps
literally every foreign minister in every western nation on earth: 😢 slava israeli
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8 Nov 2024
You ever feel sometimes like we're living in Caprica (great show) times and events transpiring are destined to become myths of hubris for the civilisation that comes after the fall
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8 Nov 2024
*losing at pub trivia* THERE IS A POGROM UNFOLDING RIGHT NOW THERE WILL SURELY BE NO CONSEQUENCES FOR LANGUAGE IN ME POSTING THIS
8 Nov 2024
There is a pogrom unfolding right now on the streets of Amsterdam.
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8 Nov 2024
sooner or later an israeli expat is going to violently kill their non-israeli spouse or child and it's going to bring this whole thing to a head. that will also not be a red line.
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8 Nov 2024
IDF soldier: *posts the new daisy's destruction to telegram, is caught and beaten to death with reeds*
wong and her counterparts: we condemn in the strongest terms this act of antisemitism, because this was a jewish thing done jewishly by jews. this messaging will work out great
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8 Nov 2024
*rubbing temples*
if the american empire collapses into instability and fascism that sucks for like 350 million people but releases the boot from the neck of like 6 billion others
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8 Nov 2024
tony abbott's "safe schools" initiative did more for the safety of young people than albanese's "paedophiles can handle it" policies ever did
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8 Nov 2024
i have reinstalled google chrome on my home pc because several websites have refused to function under firefox and i fucking hate it. we should hold a worldwide STEM conference in yellowstone park on march 9th 2031
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8 Nov 2024
I mean this at most semi-ironically but we millennials are going to have to reckon with the fact that Macaulay Culkin is in his 40s if we're going to see the world for what it is today
Macaulay Culkin has joined Season 2 of Prime Video's Fallout series in a recurring role. He's "said to be playing a crazy genius-type character."
For more info: bit.ly/3YVjU3M
ALT Macaulay Culkin Joins Fallout Season 2 Via: Deadline
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my mom is liberalism and my dad is fascism so i guess you could say i'm the voldemort of lower taxes for small business owners in majority minority neighbourhoods lol. i smoked weed as a teenager but if i see anyone else do it ever you better believe i'm calling ICE
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