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JORDAN @GoesCold

Part-time cricket analyst, full-time meme exporter, Certified keyboard warrior, undefeated in imaginary arguments.

Joined November 2025
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Odd Day : Don't Enter into my personal life and Family. Even Day : Put his family into national team specially. Thanks Ganguly and GG for Humbled him and sidelined him from Captaincy and Test cricket.
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Cricket fans paid for subscription of Hotstar and Sony Liv and didn't cry or Yha in wanna be bhadwo se 4 saal baad World Cup dekhne k liye 800Rs nhi nikal rhe or gaanduo ko team chaahiye Fifa world cup main
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4 saal mai world cup dekhne k liye 800rs nikal nhi rhe Bhadwo se or 4 Din se ro rhe hai TL p
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Koi Mere desh k Wanna be Football fans ko kisi angrez footballer ka Loda choone ka chance Dedo wrna yeh meri TL p hi Hagte rahenge.
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Jaiswal is a Rigid opener. Jaiswal doesn't know strike rotation. Jaiswal is a Bad fielder. Jaiswal didn't give Bowling or WK. So It's better to calm down kids , He only get placed if Rohit is not selected otherwise Ishan and Rutu are better option with Flexibility in middle order
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Indian fans already Made jaiswal as Bradman in their Head and support him in hate of Gill otherwise apart from 2 good Innings of BGT , He also score on flat track if gill score on flat track. Bcoz Since 2024 ,Gill score with Avg of 56 vs Jaiswal 47. #Yashasvijaiswal #ShubmanGill
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'Joote lelo, Paise dedo'
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Joote Lelo joote 😭😭😭
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May 29, 2026 - 104 (53) in T20I June 6, 2026. - 126 (177) in Test June 13 , 2026 - 84*(66) in ODI All formats performance in last 4 Innings of Gill, Fir Rote hai k BCCI kyu Back krta hai. #INDvsAFG #ShubmanGill
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When Every finger is pointing on Rohit Sharma then this Nalla is hiding without performance. Only One fifty in last Aus ,SA and AFG* series.
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Fan Crying and Saying "They wants to remove Rohit by doing all this" 🥺
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Iyer and KL give enough Strike to Shubman for complete his century but Gill with his Dumb brain didn't hittting boundaries and now KL Start hitting. #INDvAFG
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Literally bottled another century with No game awareness. Giving strike to other when you have to hit boundaries. Score just 10-12 Run in last 45 Runs 🤦 #ShubmanGill #INDvsENG
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Galgotia University Final year project.
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Sarrr GT quota sarrrrr , Why Everyone from GT is playing sarrrr. Pehle manav suthar ne Muh moot diya or ab Gurnoor ne bhi . Rote rho Nallo
Mufaddal Vohra
@mufaddal_vohra
Jun 13
Terrific pace from Gurnoor Brar.
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Let's laugh on Lodu Indian fans who crying over GT quota, Gurnoor is literally clicked 145 on every ball with more swing than Arsh and his height became lethal on SA pitches for WC . There's reason why Prasidh,Rana is in plans , Height.

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As a Rohit fan, I honestly don't care whether he plays the ODI WC27 or not. After the 2019 heartbreak, my only wish was to see him win an ICC trophy as captain.He ended up winning two. Everything after CT25 feels like a bonus, Win ODI World Cup in SENA conditions is not easy .
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JORDAN@GoesCold
Jun 12
Face card is so Mid that bro is hiding behind beard for last one decade.
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JORDAN@GoesCold
Jun 12
First trillionaire on Earth is not a king, politician, or oil baron. It's a guy who sells cars, rockets, satellites and internet from space. The 21st century is different.🚀 #ElonMusk
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JORDAN@GoesCold
Jun 12
Elon Musk became a trillionaire. Every Indian startup founder's LinkedIn post tomorrow: "Here's what Elon Musk's journey taught me about resilience, leadership and my new AI-powered chai app."
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