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MinnesotaSportsMisery @GoferBender

all things Minnesota sports pain. originally: FadeGod, FaberGod—- MnWild fan.

Joined March 2014
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Fucking hammer. 3X bigger than mine
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Yaya shithole. I love the World Cup
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I’m way too confident for how ugly I am
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Don’t even think this was the best team I’ve made…
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Not to be racists
Breaking911
@Breaking911
May 28
WATCH: Fists fly at a graduation.
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The ultimate cockblock
New York Post
@nypost
May 27
Illegal migrant charged with killing 4 young people in wrong-way DUI crash on Oklahoma highway trib.al/xlyWxXU
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It indeed was a massive goal
MinnesotaSportsMisery@GoferBender
May 19
Buffalo -2 Montreal 2 Halfway through overtime. ESPN broadcast- “The next goal will be very important to decide who wins this series” Thanks @espn
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Buffalo -2 Montreal 2 Halfway through overtime. ESPN broadcast- “The next goal will be very important to decide who wins this series” Thanks @espn
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SGA when he doesn’t get 15 FT a game:
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The political bots on this app are everywhere. Look at the replies and it’s just all political. Why can’t we just go back to having a normal app.
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#NewProfilePic Congrats Minnesota Wild you have officially made me turn my account into a misery account for Minnesota sports
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MinnesotaSportsMisery@GoferBender
May 14
It’s been 12,618 days since Minnesota has seen their last championship. Some may ask “hey that seems like a very long time FabesGod” Well you’d be correct, my parents weren’t even banging uglies at that point. Just disastrous to be a fan of Minnesota sports
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I have supported John Hynes through all this. I think he did an amazing job. But I’m out on him right now. How can you continue to put Jake Middleton on the ice. Out there for the tying and winning goals. Out there for over 50% of colorado goals this series. Just awful
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Guess it’s time to kill myself
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No one has it worse than Minnesota sports
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When can we ship Middleton to the KHL for a bag of potato chips? WTF was he doing all season
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Well I guess my eye test with Matt body was correct. He had an awful game
HockeyStatCards
@hockeystatcards
May 12
NHL Game Score Impact Card for Minnesota Wild on 2026-05-11:
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Well that’s most likely the season for Minnesota. Was a good season but unfortunately ran into the team that will ultimately win the Stanley cup. No doubt about Colorado being the best team in the league.
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Are my eyes deceiving me or has Boldy been very bad this game?
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Whomp whomp
Avalanche Forever
@citchmook
May 10
Not worried. Colorado is winning this game.
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