no one currently living except for Jalen Brunson and George Bush know the feeling of being trained since childhood to fight and defeat your father’s archenemy and succeeding.

Happy 80th president trump. You will never catch me

>i thought soyjackparty was supposed to be fun an whimsical

This deadass how the Knicks did the Spurs😭😭😭

About to double the rent of my tenants just for the laughs lmfao

He should stop at 80 to show respect to Kobe

My little nephew likes basketball so while talking to my sister I was like “has he been liking the series?” And she said “you should talk to him” and I said “oh ok” and handed him the phone and I said “Hey, kiddo” and he asked me who I was rooting for and I was like “the Knicks because the Spurs are cheaters and Frenchie is a dirty bitch we should deport” and he said “what” and I remembered I was talking to a 9 year old

Deaaron Fox

for a brief second genuinely thought I missed some MASSIVE news

A lot of words for someone who doesn’t score in the top 1 percent of nighttime erections.

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"

When you walk into a nigga from Atlanta

dawg we gonna be seeing shit get kirkd for the next decade

we can’t blame private equity for everything. at some point consumers just gotta stop being suckers

If I fell into the Backrooms nothing bad would happen because it would know I have a kind and curious soul.

i need to have a nervous breakdown and smoke here so bad

people used to say “am I being punk’d right now” now they say “is this a psy-op being orchestrated by Mossad?”

RT @PostHogLeftist: Goebbels if he was a fat dyke