Joined July 2017
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Georgia Anne is both offended and mildly excited by the offer to join the circus as The Bearded Lady
Diego thinks his lab partner is making a critical mistake in the experiment, but is too nervous to point that out
Li'l baby Brendan, age 15 months, is going to grow up to be a firefighter some day, we just know it
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Harvey is excited to engage in a spirited debate abou--HGFLMMMPHFFFFFFGGHH
GooglyEye Buttholes retweeted
Replying to @googlybutts
@googlybutts is an EXTREMELY NSFW Twitter account that deserves more followers. It's highly disturbing and hilarious. Proceed with caution.
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Matthaius wants to be reincarnated as a muppet.
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My cat and my twitter bitches have a lot in common. In particular, they're both obsessed with showing me their buttholes.
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Huey is talking to his crush and just remembered he's not wearing underwear today! 😳😅
Calvin just saw someone he kinda knows from school and doesn't know if he should wave or not--mild social anxiety rn
Moby Dick
Joseph was eating cereal when an existential crisis descended upon him. Now he's full of regret and dread #relatable
Mrs. Libowitz has had it up to *here* with her husband not helping with the chores, and she's letting him have it
HUMPHREY. HUMPHREY HUMPHREY HUMPHREY HUMPHREY HUMPHREY. ~*HUMPHREY*~
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Wilbur sees it's a nice day out, thinks he might go hiking today. Lol no, he's gonna stay in, watch Netflix all day
Elaine was not expecting company, so the apartment is a mess, but you can come in for a quick drink if you like
If you've seen @Topherdimaggio7 top you know that the correct answer is both
Soccer Mom Suzanne doesn't like soccer itself as much as handing out Capri suns to the hot dads. @ArmondRizzoxxx
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Desmond was trying to put on a belt and it didn't really work out. He's ok tho